Funniest Paintball stories

**NJPaint** · 10-18-2003, 05:17 PM

I ran out of paint and air on the field... Everyone on the other team ignored me because they assumed I was calling myself out. With their backs to me I picked up some allstar that someone had dropped, ran up behind two of them and slapped them hard on the back with the paintballs... and shouted "Bang Bang" Then the third guy shot me in the face from 10 feet... but it was still fun

**laxster08** · 10-18-2003, 05:42 PM

haha mines funny

ok it was a 5 on 5 airball game...and it got down to 2 on 1 or so i thought...2 on my team 1 on there team..i thought there was only 1 guy left back left bunker..so i jumped over the snake...sat there for a few minutes...and got a shot in the back from 5 feet away...eveyrone starts cracking up...there was a guy inthe snake the whole time and i jumped liteally right over him when i jumped the snake...i was a lil embarresed and boy did it hurt but it was all funn...

**elpimpo** · 10-18-2003, 06:34 PM

rip off of pbn

**elpimpo** · 10-18-2003, 06:36 PM

but ill post the same

funniest thing ever. at the msts masters of the mountain last year, lasoya was playing on pod***** am team. well he was playing a novice team called no bull. well any ways it was a pretty close game and lasoya gets hit so of course he takes off trying to bunker everyone. well he came around and shot the last guy(rod) well rod turns on him and shot him like 5 times, so lasoya just dumps a hopper on rods mask (flex 7). after rod ran out of paint he tried going after lasoya, and he couldnt exactly see out of his mask, and he tripped over himself. it was the single funniest thing i have ever seen.

i buddy of mine was playing on this rec ball field and i was reffing. well it was on like a little valley and each team starts at the top of each hill. well my buddy starts running for the fifty and lost his footing. he put his head right threw the bunker. the people who were playing still lit him up it was so funny. i felt so bad for him.

i saw this dude slide into a air ball bunker and he shot it and the ball bounced off and goged him

another time my buddy was playing rec ball. and this dude looked over at him and he was like hey dude get over here. so my buddy came over and the dude shot him. the dude was on the other team. i was rolling on the ground i was laughing so hard

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**KornKamp02** · 10-18-2003, 07:15 PM

Well, this is very embarassing for me but I look back at it and laugh.....

Ok, a friend of mine who is liek 8 years old got a Pirhana E-force for his birthday and I told him I'd take him out in my grandma's backyard and we'd play a few one on one games. We get there and he is dressed up in camo and **** and I'm like, "Whoah rambo, what do you think yo uare a sniper or something?" and he said "Yeah." and I just laughed. So, we start off and my grandma owns about 2 acres of woods and I start running from tree to tree looking for him. I am searching for him for like 15 minutes when all of a sudden there are three paintball hits on the top of my head and I look up and he is sitting there on a branch. I just take this as lucky but the whole day I NEVER got one hit off on him and I got hit in the head, balls, neck, hand, spinal cord, and almost everywhere else. So, I got my *** spanked by an 8 y/o on his first time EVER playing.

-Kampy

**KornKamp02** · 10-18-2003, 07:17 PM

Oh, and he is now on my friend's and mine's team

**hockaloogey** · 10-18-2003, 09:09 PM

yeah, kamp's a loser (i'm the other dude on his team). anyway, one day in my backyard (we play there sometimes)me and my cousin dick were playing one on one to see who was better (he's been playing for like a year more than me. anyway, in fear of losing right off the bat i stay put and see if he decides to move. we had two refs: colin and emma. after like 5-10 minutes of me standing behind my tree and him waiting in his cozy bunker at the top of the hill they threaten to call the game if i don't move soon. AS IF I WERE THE ONLY ONE NOT MOVING! so i go up to the barn and wait another 5 minutes or so. eventually i get bored and shoot a couple of shots at his bunker, to see if he was even alive, he shoots twice, but i can't see the shots and i don't know where he is. so i'm flipping between two directions and the refs are looking bored so i wait another 5 minutes and then start moving back to the other side, only to find he was where i was originally. i screamed OH F(you know) and ran backwards whilst shooting frantically. he hosed me though, i guess this story ain't that funny but it shows how dumb i am and how i got hosed by dick...

**C_22** · 10-18-2003, 10:37 PM

Long long ago, we were playing in some woods in a rural place and during one game, our team had finished most of the opposing team off. There were only 2 guys left. One of the 2 guys from the opposing team wore a very peculiar brown bandana and used olive green jacket and he was one to be handeld with certain caution. So after a while of walking in the woods in search for these two, we ran into a cornfield and saw someone form behind wearing a brown rag on the head and a wore a green jacket. So we were about 7 guys and we just pulled the trigger. All 7 (VM68s and F2s is what we used back then). Turns out, it wasn't a PB player we were shooting, it was an old lady cutting corn stems with her machete . So she just turned around and... well, she was very upset. We just hauled 'cause she just started moving towrds us wielding that machete. Turns out, when the game was over (and we were safly away form the corn lady) one of the two guys we were after hurt his ankle and the other guy helped him out the woods.

Needless to say, we never played there again...

**KornKamp02** · 10-18-2003, 10:54 PM

Originally posted by hockaloogey
yeah, kamp's a loser (i'm the other dude on his team). anyway, one day in my backyard (we play there sometimes)me and my cousin dick were playing one on one to see who was better (he's been playing for like a year more than me. anyway, in fear of losing right off the bat i stay put and see if he decides to move. we had two refs: colin and emma. after like 5-10 minutes of me standing behind my tree and him waiting in his cozy bunker at the top of the hill they threaten to call the game if i don't move soon. AS IF I WERE THE ONLY ONE NOT MOVING! so i go up to the barn and wait another 5 minutes or so. eventually i get bored and shoot a couple of shots at his bunker, to see if he was even alive, he shoots twice, but i can't see the shots and i don't know where he is. so i'm flipping between two directions and the refs are looking bored so i wait another 5 minutes and then start moving back to the other side, only to find he was where i was originally. i screamed OH F(you know) and ran backwards whilst shooting frantically. he hosed me though, i guess this story ain't that funny but it shows how dumb i am and how i got hosed by dick...

Damn, I wish I would have been there, and I'm not a loser, you just thaven't played with jake yet! It's like he's not normal on the field! It's almost scary.

**KornKamp02** · 10-18-2003, 10:57 PM

Originally posted by hockaloogey
how i got hosed by dick...

hey, we've all been hosed by dick, well, us as in the people we play with. Cris took his fury in the neck from about 30 feet, me in the hip from about 5, and all of us in about anywhere.

**Crimson_Turkey** · 10-18-2003, 11:01 PM

Once, I was playing wit ha friend's A-5 that had a nasty scratch on the expansion chamber. I slide into a bunker and it deflates on me. I was deperately trying to flail my way out as somebody on the other team came and got me out.

**RT pRo AuToMaG** · 10-19-2003, 12:37 AM

Originally posted by hockaloogey
i got hosed by dick...

no comment....LOL

**elpimpo** · 10-19-2003, 12:38 AM

Originally posted by RT pRo AuToMaG

no comment....LOL

exactly what i was thinking

**SirOssis** · 10-19-2003, 06:42 AM

I saw this happen while reffing a CPSA event(Wyldside, mall). Guy was in one of those taller lay-down sausage sup-air bunkers. He kept snap shooting out the right side, eventually as he was tucking back into the bunker he hit his trigger. The ball hit the bunker, bounced straight back, and broke right on his lenses. It gets worse though. After he gogg's himself, he continues to shoot down the tape. So when he went to the deadbox, he brought his buddy with him. Same game, same team. A guy on the otherside gets pulled for screaming obscenities. so far its theres been 3 eliminations and none of them were hit by the other team.

The other team was fairing any better. They too lost one for cursing, and lost another two when one of them played one.

6 eliminations.. only 1 of them was hit by the other team

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