Hand stuck in hopper.

[penguinpunk555]

Yea,um I was cleaning out my hopper and stuck it in to far and its like stuck now. What should I do?

[felony]

Somebody call the nurse.

NURSE!!!

NURSE!!

[abarnhar]

You ought to call SuiciDal SnYpER and talk about all the little problems a day can bring.

Then, unscrew the halves of your hopper and get your hand out.

[Rather]

well you can either amputate...or you can go and unscrew all the screws and take the halves apart so you can take your hand out that way...unless your hand is still too big to pull out then.

[penguinpunk555]

The screews are stripped. This is my old standard hopper.
Viewing the fourm with on hand like this is a challenge

[ExtremeODD]

wow WTF, god are people getting dumber and dumber, first a finger in a barrel.... TWICE. then finger stuck in breach of matrix, when "testing" low pressure. now a hand in a hopper.... what next, nut stuck down the barrel with ur tounge in the breach?! jeeze...

get a screwdriver and take the hopper apart..

christ

idiots

EDIT: ok wow, ur fudged, if its a cheaper hopper, get a nice sized balltine or claw hammer, and CRACK it open, or slick ur hand up with some vaciline and itll slip out. that stuff is handy for getting ur hand in tight things and out

[personman]

ROFL
Someone should start counting how many of these we get a week. Seriousally, I thought everyone on AO was smart?
j/k
Um.. unscrew the shells with your free hand

[ExtremeODD]

if its an old standard hopper, whyd u stick ur hand in, u can run water through it!

[penguinpunk555]

SCREEWS ARE STRIPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I can't screew with my left hand anyways.I didn't feel like leaving the room.

[personman]

Ah.. if you cant unscrew it then get some lard and smear it all over your hand.. then when you have your hand out you will have an anti friction shell that will make your gun go 23403695309609547695437936097096537065498 bps

[penguinpunk555]

I guess I won't need to ever get a forcefeed if I do that. You should test it.

[felony]

If you are serious, try getting someone to drive over your hand with the hopper on. That will work.

Maybe try eating the hopper??

On second though, I would punch a whole through a drywall, that will get peoples attention, and they will be like, OMG OMG, a hopper just came through the wall.

Seriously though, try filling it with paint and hooking it up to your marker. See if it loads faster, maybe you came up with a new invention.

dan

[penguinpunk555]

I I I don't know what to do.My hopper doesn't taste good. eeeeewwwww.

[ExtremeODD]

it would be hard to fill with ur HAND in the loading port.... u would have to load like 1 ball at a time

[spydervenom]

1. get a pic
2. cut it off
3. get a pic


in that order.