Anyone been shot in the nuts?

[Pacifist_Farmer]

yep hurts like they just got squeezed in a vice and then you got bunched in the stomach by a big dude named Bruno who works as a bouncer at the local biker bar

at the place I used to ref, one of the guys always told the story of the paramedics that were playing as a group, and one of the ladies shot one of the gentleman a couple times in the jewels, he proceeded to review his lunch all over the inside of his mask

I have worn a cup every time I played since I got "Balled"

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

people people, i have the sollution to not get hit in the ballz.

SnYpER's Technique:

1. purchase a stuffed animal (a doggy)
2. Purchase a roll of electrical tape
3. Electrical tape the doggy to your nutz
4. walla. if you get hit in the balls you can't feel it and it bounces off so you stay in the game

[Chojin Man]

From badinfo's link

"The moral: Pamper your nuts, they deserve it."

I think we can all learn from this and should "pamper" ourselves more often.

[FalconGuy016]

I've never been to a field without a cup. Ever

I've been shot there many times, many breaks and many bounces, many praises to the cup

[tony3]

last time i went to play i couldn't find my cup, so I just cut up a small towel and stuck it in there, not sure how well it could of worked....I got to find my cup again, I don't really mind it, considering I had to wear one for 36 games in baseball.

[robdamanii]

Just like a ball tap. Getting hit head on in the johnson though...THAT does hurt a bit too.

[f3rr3+]

Originally posted by Albinonewt
CHECK HIS JUNK REF!!!!

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lol

[MicroMiniMe]

Originally posted by Sir_Brass
I haven't been shot there and give praise to God that I haven't. When playing against ONLY other guys, I don't worry about getting shot there, as no shot lands close, and also, I wear enough padding in the area (since it's cold, I wear sweat pants under my pball pants. and no, this isn't added padding. I've been shot long range in the legs and the ball still broke solidly on my pants), so a grazed shot would break on stretched clothing.

Now, when it's warmer and I'm wearing a layer less, AND/OR there are girls playing, I WILL wear a cup.

I don't care what girl is playing, they ALWAYS seem to shoot for the nuts even when they try not to. It's just like in medieval weapons theory class I was taking through the martial arts club: learned quickly that girls ALWAYS go for nut shots if one is open, even if they don't mean to, they just do it by instinct.

So guys, if you play pball with girls, I don't care if a cup isn't comfy, you'll be more comfy than when she sends 3 balls to break or bounce on your nuts and you AREN'T wearing a cup.

During a match the opposing back corner can gets posted up. A ref was in the area behind the can and drops like a sack of taters. Five minutes later after the match was done he makes it off the field after we hear the story from the back corner player who was two feet away when it happened. Ref took a rope to the groin area and a few shots got his 'berries', of course it was our female player who did the dirty shootin' on accident.
It must be a special talent.

[robdamanii]

Originally posted by MicroMiniMe


During a match the opposing back corner can gets posted up. A ref was in the area behind the can and drops like a sack of taters. Five minutes later after the match was done he makes it off the field after we hear the story from the back corner player who was two feet away when it happened. Ref took a rope to the groin area and a few shots got his 'berries', of course it was our female player who did the dirty shootin' on accident.
It must be a special talent.

Women just have that evil instinct to go for the worst spots whenever they get the chance it seems.

[nastymag]

two years ago Mrmag, Gitarooman and me where all playing a tourny, and i was the last player left . it was a 1v1 at that point , so the dude slids into a bunker i run up and bunker him as he slids in , i shot him twice, he bonus balls me in the nuts. from 4 feet away , the smack was loud, i screamed likea little girl, and fell down with tears streaming down my cheeks, telling the refs to bring me an ice pak. i couldnt play the rest of the tourny , i actually bled ..from my uhm ..tool. and it hurt to piss for about 2-3 days. i felt like an old man ...where every little drop mattered when going to the bath room.

the pain was just insane. i hope it never happens to anyway.

[-Tab]

i've been shot twice in the junk - both playing rec ball

#1 - i was in a far back right bunker, and couldn't have been in a worse spot. to my left was a friend tearin' it up with an e-mag in the snake. in the middle was a friend with an impy. to my front was a friend shooting an rt pro(they were all of the opposing team) i got too far to the right of my bunker and the guy with the rt pro shot my once in the junk and once RIGHT NEXT to it. i felt sick for about an hour.

#2 - this was off the break. small game of 2 on 2. i run about 4-5 steps and get hit in the junk off the break. it dropped me and i began to crawl to the nearest bunker. while i was falling down, i shot my "buddy" in the back from a few feet way. the kid who hit me didn't have his velocity cranked because we have a chrono to check it. from now on, i'm wearin' a cup.

wow..that was long. i'm done.

[E==Mag MAN]

When I first started playing paintball the idea of getting shot in the groin area had never come up. Then one day I had a buddy over and we proceeded into my woods and played some backyard for fun. Well I was standing straight up behind a tree luaghing at the fact he couldn't shoot me. Then I felt a paintball NICK my penis. Well how scared I felt can't be explained in words lol. Lets just say I felt thankful it only nicked me. Well from then on I wore a cup. Then years later I picked up some jt slider pants. They are fantastic. They have a soft cup built in and you forget you are wearing them except when the cup needs a little adjusting. The next day wearing them I took 3 directly to the nuts waiting on the sidelines at a tournament. Everyone around me looked at me with horror. I was like HAHAHAHHA cup baby drumming on my groin area. It was humerous for me at least. My advice is buy Jt or Dye slider pants.

Since there is some discussion on boobies I will add my 2 cents. I was scrimaging and my buddy came around and put 1 ball right into my chest and kept going. Well after the game my chest was bugging me and I lifted my shirt. There was a perfect ring around my nipple and it was bleeding . It was a perfect nipple shot. Let me tell you my nipple hurt for like 2 weeks if you touched it. I assume it would be painful for women since theirs are a little more sensitive to.

Also for anyone who skipped this link

http://mortonwebdesign.com/OUCH!.htm

Be mature about it and go look, it does show a groin area that has been shot. If you arn't convinced by anyones story to wear and cup this picture shal change your mind. If it doesn't you are crazy stupid.

peace
Thomas

[robdamanii]

Originally posted by E==Mag MAN
Since there is some discussion on boobies I will add my 2 cents. I was scrimaging and my buddy came around and put 1 ball right into my chest and kept going. Well after the game my chest was bugging me and I lifted my shirt. There was a perfect ring around my nipple and it was bleeding . It was a perfect nipple shot. Let me tell you my nipple hurt for like 2 weeks if you touched it. I assume it would be painful for women since theirs are a little more sensitive to.

Now imagine how it is if you have a nipple piercing...

Very unpleasent from my experience.

[spantol]

This was the first piece of paintball equipment I bought, close to a decade ago:

http://www.thesportsauthority.com/product/index.jsp?productId=6648

[welt]

Dickhead

I was shot right on the head from 10yds. I had a brand new gun and was in the woods. All I could think about was not scratching up my brand new gun, when I got shot I didn't give a ratt's *** and I threw the gun, fell down, and curled into the fetal position. I now know how people pass out from pain or go into shock. I never even considered wearing padding or a cup now I throw a damm towel down there before i play. Imagine dipping your thing in snow for 10 minutes then someone smacking it with a wiffle bat or snapping it with a towel. It burns like someones got a blow torch on it. No pain compares to it. I don't know about the nuts though.