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  • welt
    Registered User
    • Dec 2003
    • 65

    #46
    aagh

    i'm sweating just talking about it

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    • 68magOwner
      Registered User
      • May 2003
      • 3475

      #47
      omg, this just happend to me.It was the end of a game, each team had 2, there 2 were center mid, back center. anyway, i run all the way from back right to try to mugg em both, i get to the first, shot him in the funny bone, kept running,well, the second heard me get teh first, so as i get to his standup, he snaps out, i think he hit me like 5 times in various places, but i only felt one, you know where. it hurt sooooo bad, i couldnt move for like 15 min. anyway, after that this guy who works there (plays division 2 X ball) told me about the time he jumped ofer this guy in the snake to bunker him, but the guy knew he was coming and was right there waiting, and busted one in his crotch as he soared over the guy. he said he just laid there and people b****** at him till they realized he wasnt wearing a cup (neither was i) not a fun experience at all, definatly dont recommend it (but it wolnt stop me from makin the same run again)

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      • 1stdeadeye
        Still around????
        • Jun 2002
        • 8501

        #48
        It hurts real bad!!!!!

        I took one square in the nuts at NJ AO II. I bunkered the guy who bunkered Patron God of Pirates. As I jumped over the snake, we both shot each other, I gogged him and he hit me square in the nuts. His shot didn't break, it bounced. I was down for a good bit while Big Zamboni finished off the game. I hurt for quite a while after.

        I now wear a cup when balling at all times!!!!!

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        • welt
          Registered User
          • Dec 2003
          • 65

          #49
          pain

          After 5 minutes it still hurts bad but there's still a huge relief that excruciating pain is gone. You'll have bad flashbacks for a long time, I cringe when I get shot in the leg close to my bat and balls.

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          • welt
            Registered User
            • Dec 2003
            • 65

            #50
            WEAR A CUP OR PADDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            It honestly felt like the tip of my wang was on fire. That is a perfect description of the pain.

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            • ~WarpedRT#2~
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              • Mar 2003
              • 603

              #51
              hmm have you ever been ball tapped? like when someone taps you in the family jewels and then like a second later you get that murderous feeling in your stomach and gut....
              Oh yes... I know that feeling very well.

              The last time someone "tapped" my crotch like that, I threatened to kill his whole family while he watched. Now when people start doing that around me (god knows, it's making it's way around my friends, and it's on it's way to me) I just tell them if they like life, and their legs, face, arms, fingers and family, they better not do it to me.

              But, on to the topic, no, I've never been shot there. I've seen it happen, and man, I know how it could hurt. ALOT. And I dont mean, alot. I mean ALOT. I still dont wear padding/cup, what ever down there though. Messes up my movement.
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              • welt
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                • Dec 2003
                • 65

                #52
                No padding

                Whatever, i'm already laughing at just how bad you're going to regret that one day. Will you e-mail me when it happens? Lol.

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                • E==Mag MAN
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                  • Oct 2001
                  • 576

                  #53


                  Imagine how that will mess up your movement....
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                  • welt
                    Registered User
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 65

                    #54
                    Imao

                    Holy **** that looks painful, lol. Damm that's funny. Ain't ever happening to me, I learned the "hard" way, lol. I fold up a shirt and put it down there.

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                    • *captain_cox*37
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                      • Apr 2003
                      • 245

                      #55
                      Thats not even close to being funny dude. I am never leaving my house without a cup on after seeing that pic.
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                      • Trina
                        I'm back!!
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 650

                        #56
                        Originally posted by Sir_Brass
                        I don't care what girl is playing, they ALWAYS seem to shoot for the nuts even when they try not to. It's just like in medieval weapons theory class I was taking through the martial arts club: learned quickly that girls ALWAYS go for nut shots if one is open, even if they don't mean to, they just do it by instinct.
                        I don't know what kind of girls you all are playing with, but we don't aim for the nuts...that's craziness!! Most of us who have seen a guys reaction when he gets hit or kicked will have a deep respect for the pain that can cause...maybe your friends should stop hanging their stuff out for the girls...LOL!!!

                        As for getting hit in the chest, I always wear a sports bra, (otherwise it'd be an interesting game) and I don't think it hurts...guess it just depends on the person though.
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                        • trains are bad
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                          • Oct 2003
                          • 1751

                          #57
                          PPL saying they got hit in the nuts need to realize something. There are degrees of getting hit in the nuts. It depends

                          how much you pants absorb the momentum

                          how far away you are

                          what underwear you're wearing

                          what angle and everything.

                          If you took a hit square to the nuts with your pants stretched tight you would be going to the hopsital.

                          I have been nicked, now I wear Raven shorts.
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                          • mark_426
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                            • May 2003
                            • 1040

                            #58
                            Originally posted by ~WarpedRT#2~


                            Oh yes... I know that feeling very well.

                            The last time someone "tapped" my crotch like that, I threatened to kill his whole family while he watched. Now when people start doing that around me (god knows, it's making it's way around my friends, and it's on it's way to me) I just tell them if they like life, and their legs, face, arms, fingers and family, they better not do it to me.
                            yeah, battle swabs, mike hahhahahahhah

                            red alert needed a few, I wonder if those two women had any shots on the other teams all day...

                            For the thread, I have a pair of baseball ( I guess ) slider shorts, and they have a bit of padding all around as well, other than that, my pants hopefully will absorb a bit of the shot.

                            Like somone said, I two timed a guy right square when running, and he said they didnt hurt, but they broke. It was white paint too
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                            • melster
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                              • Oct 2003
                              • 164

                              #59
                              Originally posted by No sKiLLz
                              True pain was 2 months ago at SC getting mic checked right on the helmet. There was a clear purple welt which unfortunately kept my tool in the shed for about a week. Couldn't even rub one out myself to alleviate frustration. Since then it's been a soft cup every time I go out.
                              I have to say, this one made me LOL here at work.
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                              • mikebridge
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                                • Jul 2002
                                • 86

                                #60
                                working my way down a hill during a scenario game got a shot right in the throat (right below adams apple), that not only hurt, but i couldn't breathe for a minute, and had trouble breathing for the next 30 minutes. when i got the shot, my teammate screamed for a cease fire, and started to escort me off the field, other team starting shooting again til their frontman realized what had happened, turned around, screamed for the cease fire, got up, and 2 of his other teammates helped him escort me off the field.
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