Oh dear, I've been parodied. 
Ok then...
...If you play in the woods, only bcasue that's what the local fild has, but you wear bright jerseys.
You've ever worn your 'ballin gear to school, work, or the lke, and been asked if you Motocross.
You've ever bought an upgrade to match the anno job on your gun, not becasue you needed it over the other part.
You've ever filled your trunk with junk to go play, then carry the bare minimum of belongings on the field to play.
You've ever spent more than $300 on clothing to play paintball.
You know that a dorito is at least 6 fot tall, a tco is 3 foot tall, and you like crawling with snakes.
X-Ball is "Da bomb". (Or whatever you hipsters say. l337? 3l3373? 0010011001001?)
You see guys wearing camo and think "Newb". You see a guy wearing camo with a pump gun and you think "WTF?"
Related : You've seen somoene with a pump gun and asked "Where's your hopper?"
You've ever carried 10+ pods on your back knwing you'd be rid of it all when you get done with that game.
You can toss a pod 50 feet in any given direction to get it out of the way. If there was a competition you could probably toss it over your shoulder, off the back corner pipe, and into a wastebasket if you wanted to.
Cleats are so old school. Now you want paintball shoes with spikes.
you can richochet balls from the 50 taco to the 45 pipe to the back corner double and gog someone.
You know both reasons "TIMMAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" is funny.
Dave Youbgblood makes kick-rump gear (swear filter, sorry) only. He never played paintball, did he? Related, Daryll Trent is the coach of the Philly Americans, And Zach Long came out of "nowhere" to play x-ball.
You've drooled over a +$1000 gun while looking at your own and thinking "I need one of those."
I'll think of more later. I'm supposed to be working...
-Tyger
Ok then......If you play in the woods, only bcasue that's what the local fild has, but you wear bright jerseys.
You've ever worn your 'ballin gear to school, work, or the lke, and been asked if you Motocross.
You've ever bought an upgrade to match the anno job on your gun, not becasue you needed it over the other part.
You've ever filled your trunk with junk to go play, then carry the bare minimum of belongings on the field to play.
You've ever spent more than $300 on clothing to play paintball.
You know that a dorito is at least 6 fot tall, a tco is 3 foot tall, and you like crawling with snakes.
X-Ball is "Da bomb". (Or whatever you hipsters say. l337? 3l3373? 0010011001001?)
You see guys wearing camo and think "Newb". You see a guy wearing camo with a pump gun and you think "WTF?"
Related : You've seen somoene with a pump gun and asked "Where's your hopper?"
You've ever carried 10+ pods on your back knwing you'd be rid of it all when you get done with that game.
You can toss a pod 50 feet in any given direction to get it out of the way. If there was a competition you could probably toss it over your shoulder, off the back corner pipe, and into a wastebasket if you wanted to.
Cleats are so old school. Now you want paintball shoes with spikes.
you can richochet balls from the 50 taco to the 45 pipe to the back corner double and gog someone.
You know both reasons "TIMMAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" is funny.
Dave Youbgblood makes kick-rump gear (swear filter, sorry) only. He never played paintball, did he? Related, Daryll Trent is the coach of the Philly Americans, And Zach Long came out of "nowhere" to play x-ball.
You've drooled over a +$1000 gun while looking at your own and thinking "I need one of those."
I'll think of more later. I'm supposed to be working...
-Tyger
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