How to know you're an "New(b) School" player

[tony3]

-When you see a guy with a backwards hat, and call him a newbie
-When you can honestly say you have never played woods
-You wear pink to the field, and no one thinks twice about it
-When you laugh at people that still have visors on their masks

[.tMan]

You know you'r a newb when you say 1337 (Elite, geeks say it to make them selves "cool")

- When you go out and buy a gun with your parents money and don't even know what it's called or how to clean it.

[chizle97]

first PB on TV I saw was way way back in the day i think i was like 10 or sumthin (8years ago) ESPN was showin guys playin in the woods and I wa like, "Awww man thats cool!" I wished i could play at the indoor field BATTLE ZONE but i couldnt i wasnt 13 yet.

[SN0BL1ND]

You have to use a search engine to get the "Durty Dan" quip Tyger posted...

[Paintmanmike]

When Old School players light you up like a Christmas tree!

[No sKiLLz]

- When you have to eat a tennis ball to control your outburst of laughter as you witness someone in the paintball store buy an Armotech sniper custom.

- You lie on your Financial Aid application specifically because you need that extra $2-300/ month for paint.

- You don't know who Jim Henson was but you still "Kill Muppets".

- You have no idea that Dave "Youngblood" is actually Dave "DeHaan", and used to play paintball in a three piece suit.

- Angel, Trixie, and Bushy are more than just last nights strip joint roster.

[dwab3000]

i really liked angels bum though real nice and *notices hes talking loudly to everyone and runs away*

and hey my g/fs gun costs more than A mag of mine...though that mags just a basic tko backup to my current mag which will be my alias back up...ahhh my alias coming soon....*curses backorder*


hey and i like my visor....well on my v-force shield yes...pro flex noo...


ok heres super noob
when you think brass eagle all stars actually use brass eagles

you use tennis cans as pods

you think a shocker is just a taser

you bought a nitro tank and tried to put it in your car

when you loose you often blame the gun when you just forgot to refill the tank

you thought you could build your own gun with a chunk of raw aluminum and a swiss army knife *me*

you shot your own teamate while he headed for your bunker that you NEVER claimed

you confuse a timmy with a spyder....

you thought my mag was an angel(its an angel of its own though)

you brag about your 5 bps tippy

you laugh at ppl when they get out from the dead zone

you bought the wrong barrel back so you duct taped it

your emergency kit contains two leather gloves and an industrial roll of duct tape

you tried to paint your gun with a sharpy....two minutes later you sold it on ebay as a custom

when a person says x-ball yousay thats your fav brand of paint

you bring a squeegy half the size of your barrel

you have no f*ckin idea who derder is

you think anyone dressed with proper attire is a *pro*


the list goes on...