Why Paintball is (not) like sex

**Mag89** · 03-22-2004, 08:50 PM

LOL that is great

**Rather** · 03-22-2004, 08:58 PM

Originally posted by elpimpo
in paintball you can blow your load in under 10 seconds and be very proud of it

what if im proud of the other one? I mean its like HAH im done first!

anyways.........another similarity!

In both, nipples get used, abused, and oiled all the time.

**TeamNausea** · 03-22-2004, 08:58 PM

I just wish i had said it first... LOL

**islandboi** · 03-22-2004, 09:04 PM

ha this is great stuff great stuff someone should start a marker to spouse one

**andrewnelles** · 03-22-2004, 09:53 PM

also

People pay to get magazines, dvd's, videos, etc. that are about paintball.

**kdub** · 03-22-2004, 10:09 PM

another similarity:

an 8 inch barrel is good...but 12 is better (of course depending on how you intend to use it...)

**darwin** · 03-23-2004, 09:57 AM

dont ever talk again

**Mindflux** · 03-23-2004, 10:03 AM

Originally posted by sneakyhacker420

LMFAO

heres another one:

we shoot at our opponents

You consider your mate an opponent?

Virgin.

**elpimpo** · 03-23-2004, 05:30 PM

Originally posted by sneakyhacker420

LMFAO

heres another one:

we shoot at our opponents

weve got a 40 year old virgin who still lives in his parents basement on our hands

**sneakyhacker420** · 03-23-2004, 05:34 PM

15 year old... lives on second story... but yes, i'm a virgin

**elpimpo** · 03-27-2004, 08:31 PM

they both use condoms so you dont blow your load all over someone on accident

**Reaver** · 03-27-2004, 10:53 PM

if paintball when you spray a guys face nither of you get called gay.

**Mag Master 04** · 03-27-2004, 11:16 PM

lol

thats really funny, it also shows that some ppl have too much time on their hands...but its still really funny

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