Things You learn from Paintball

[elpimpo]

Originally posted by Chojin Man
Any girls that play paintball adds five points of hottness.

amen

#1 blowing your load in under ten seconds is not a bad thing

[Mag Master 04]

hehe

dont sit on airball bunkers, you may get launched...lookie. this is very funny

http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=1387355#post1387355

[mjs1217]

Hahahaha best thread ever!

But, I have nothing to add. Maybe I will tommorrow..

[Onryou]

some my friends wanted to add:

Friends don't let friends get shot in the back.
Two fingers are always better.

[Head knight of Ni]

Busting your balls SUCKS. ow

[Bad_Dog]

3 on 1's arnt bad... as long as your on the 3 side

[Target Practice]

You will, at least once, forget to take the safety off at the start of the game.

[elpimpo]

Originally posted by Target Practice
You will, at least once, forget to take the safety off at the start of the game.

YOUR FIRED

[Emily]

The only place you can shoot your kids and not get arrested

or

The only place you can shoot someone and it's legal

[Target Practice]

Originally posted by elpimpo



YOUR FIRED

Hey, we were all noobs once. Well, 'cept for Tom that is...he has always been a PB god.

[trevorjk]

everyone has at least an 8 incher! even the woman!

[chairman_mao]

The thing paintball and life have in common are

Always take care of your balls

[spadge67]

theres gonna be so many references to testicles on that shirt its not even gonna be funny

[TraXeR]

This might be a bit much but...

Guys can also take white goo in the face.

[tony3]

Originally posted by Bad_Dog
3 on 1's arnt bad... as long as your on the 3 side

3 girls, 1 guy....