Things You learn from Paintball

[Lee]

life is like a snap shot...you never know what you gonna get.

i know cheesy, but hey... just want to contribute.

or.....

treat your marker like a fine woman...turn on for best results......

[elpimpo]

remember to always lube up

[lightning rift]

If someone is really ugly, annoying, or stupid, tell them to put a mask on and step outside.

[Onryou]

Roll your balls around between game days to prevent unwanted busts...

[Lethargic]

The 10 Truths of Paintball

Rule #1: Paintball is the only place you can brag about putting your balls on the other guy's face without causing mass pandemonium.

Rule #2: The further you are from the field, the more amazingly you played that day.

Rule #3: When people talk about BPS, most of the time the P is silent. (stolen from somebody's sig)

Rule #4: If all manufacturers hype was true, you would have a marker able to fly around eliminating the other team, while simultaneously cooking you toast and telling oyu the weather in Beijing..

Rule #5: In Paintball, running around all day with hot sweaty guys is a normal thing.

Rule #6: The guys who are aggressive get the most action.

Rule #7: Barrel length is inversely proportional to penis size.

Rule #8: The guy with the pump gun is either drunk, crazy or amazingly good. Stay clear of him.

Rule #9: You have the greatest chance of gettign shot right after you open your hopper and a fresh pod, and right before you start pouring the paint.

Rule #10: The guy with the most expensive gear isn't the best player. The REALLY good players dont have the mney for the newest of everything. They are too busy playing.

[steveo356]

paintball the only place you can shoot an angel and not go to hell

[Altimas]

Paintball is the only place where you can Bunker your Mom and not have hel to pay when ya get home.