Paranoid Parents & Paintball 3

[InfinatyBPS]

Originally posted by Jonneh
Become a Goth punk raver goth!

Your parents will be so anxious for you to come back to humanity, they'll let you do anything.

Oh, make sure that the word KORN is printed on every single item of clothing you own. If you cannot find KORN apparel, Slipknot will do.

OMG, KORN RULES YA!!!! but umm... Goth punk raver goth? what the heck are you talking about, But hey if ur gonna do it do it right, listen to Korn, Dark Lotus, Marilyn Manson and stuff like that, and wear alot of black and just stare out into space alot and start talking with a british accent, and peirce everything possable and wear alot of gothy looking things from that weird gift shop that almost all malls have. Then when they talk to you, just say things like, yo thats like wicked sickness, man. They will get so freaked out they will do anything to get you out of your evil black death of a life. OMG I just totaly described myself. hehehe. Oh ya, put alot of pentagrams like everywhere, if your parents are religous, they will get so freaked they will do anything to get you back to your normal self.

[Cha0tic]

i wouldn't get a gun behind you rparents back....

if they caught you, you would never be able to paintball...

[FooTemps]

Ok, so I won't...

I tried the saying at home trick... I think they encourage it more... They don't care if I play computer games all day and don't go downstairs for anything... They'd do anything to get me away from paintball...

[ThePatriot]

Somewhere along the lines you said your parents are from like old world china? well Foo i have a friend who is korean and there is a very high work ethic and respect in the asian culture. My friend's parents require him to play piano, have thrown him out for bad grades...and will not even let him talk on aim on the computer, man i do know what you can do, and if they found out you disrespected their wishes, and showed them disrespect like that, you would be done for. This ethic might seem good but its not, it is one of the main reasons Japan has the highest suicide rate among teens of any country, if a child does something to "dishonor" the family then they feel as if they must take their lives for it....i read this in a Time magazine at the dentists once....so foo man, wait til 18, but even then they wont let you, because they can threaten to kick you out of the house, one more thing, are you an only child foo? well an only child in the sense that no one else lives in the house with you? If you are the youngest than it is a "giving up their baby" thing, they refuse to let their youngest child grow up....

[FooTemps]

Yes, I'm the youngest and my brother moved out...

I'm already done for.... My parents think I'm a hopeless idiot because I got b's and not a's... My dad just likes to throw me out or restrict me from everything if he has any reason... My family hold asian culture in high regards but the know that I'm part of a more americanized culture so they let some slack on me for disrespecting their ideals...

[Snooky]

Ok i solved how u will be able to play.

step one get parents divorced and to fight over u.
step two live with mom
step three tell ur dad u wont love him unless he takes u paintballing.
this will make mom unhappy and dad will be happy to piss her off
step four go out and play
step five get them to marry other rich people so u can own ur own field.

worked for me accept them remarrying rich people and i didnt brake um up but it did piss my mom off

[FooTemps]

Look, this is one thing I don't take lightly. My parents really are at each other's throat but being the tradtional chinese people they are, they won't divorce no matter what...

AND...
That isn't funny! wahhhhh!!!!

[Snooky]

Sorry u took the message that way. i do not know your parents so i wasn't aware of them or how they are. All i suggested is to get the one parent to be on your side cause thats what i did to play and then my mom stopped caring after i went with my dad and he said it was fine. i know your dad wont go with u but find someone else to take u and tell ur parents how great it is. sorry once again to me my parents being divorced and fighting over stupid crap is funny. dont know why but it is.