Assaulted...by the Bunker.

[magman007]

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[punkncat]

I find it suprizing that the bunkers weren't tied down in some way.
I would advise the owner of the field of your injuries , if he doesn't know already, and give him the opp. to "make good" with you.Maybe several free passes , cover medical expenses,etc.
A waiver does not cover everything nor excuse negligence(sp?) on his part.

[1stdeadeye]

I turned around just in time to see the massive bunker sliding towards me, take out a handicapped sign, and bowl me over.

Ahahahaahaha!

You got "bunkered"!!!!!

[WickeDKlowN]

LMFAO

They should atleast let you play free or give you some free paint or something.

[Mango]

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btw: That is a hilarious story. Wish I saw that.

[WickeDKlowN]

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Damn straight!

[edweird]

BTW: This is exactly why you should properly give your bunkers love prior to playing... otherwise they will hunt you down and swuash you under their inflated might. note: when you spend that special time with your bunkers... make sure that cameras arn't pointed at you! Then said photographers dont subsequently take the pictures and MS Paint them into lude/embarassing bookcovers. :P

[Mango]

LOL!

so great

[Rynoboy06]

At the severe open the wind blew over the net on one side of the field and it actually fell over one of our back guys. Since we were winning the game, he told the refs he didn't want to stop the game, and continued to play while under the net. The refs stopped it anyway, and we had to do a redo of the game, which we lost. Which sucked. How did the new headrush stuff look?

[Torbo]

ah it was you that got hit by the X!!! i came in around 5, and heard all about it, lol. hope youre feeling better.

[WARPED1]

Sorry you got hurt, but that was damn funny, I nearly peed my pants!

[BobTheCow]

The worse I had was plaing on an airball field on a windy day, the bunker broke free of the anchors and started blowing away, leaving me exposed while I was reloading. It was probably humorous to see me trying to stay behind the bunker as it was blowing away.

LOL, that happened at a tournament at Pev's nwithin the past few months, but it wasn't my team, we were just watching, so it WAS hilarious. A bunch of refs ran over to try and hold it in place the rest of the game.

[Tyger]

I heard X-ball hurts.... But that's overdoing it, isn't it?

-Tyger

(What do you want from me? I'm tired, and played Castle 17 this weekend!)

[dwab3000]

when i decided to play at strategy plus, a spool that i was so nicley compact behind, rolled away...me being the only one left on the feild and not noticing what was going on (i was back to it cause i slammed my knee) until its too late

i got like 20 welts...i found, you can have a higher bps then them, but if they have more people with a lower bps and are a little bit more skilled than you, hide...and dont look back