Telltale signs you are addicted to automags...

[Butterfingers]

You have 5 field strip screws and only 2 mags...

You have 9 out of the possible 5 powertube spacers .195, .205, .210, .223 pro-team aluminum spacers .215, .220, .225, .230, .235 AGD brass.

You some how wound up with 3 powertube tips.

You find empty boxes for 4 RT parts kits.

You have in your possession every bolt AGD made. Standard foamie, standard foamiless, longnose foamie, longnose foamieless and my superbolt was shipped yesterday.

You have varying sizes of RT on/off pins. .755 (Came with ELCD Grip) .750, .745, .735(experimental fileing attempt)

You have 4 powerfeed plugs but only 2 mags.

You have a box of AGD complimentary stickers.

The Automag, Automag RT, and E-mag videos are filed between Ace Ventura Pet Detective and Beetoven in you're video collection.

Dial calipers are a part of you're automag tool kit.

Ill keep you posted if I find more stuff... oh wait did I just suggest that it was me? I mean Ill keep you posted when "my friend" finds more stuff.

[CoFFeY[NiTrO]]

hows this one

You have 4 barrels and 2 mags

[Butterfingers]

Only 4?

Only 4?

Hows about 7

[Maghog]

how about owning 9 mags?

[hardr0ck68]

i dont know about you guys but i

force teamates to ride in back of car on way to turny cause my mag always has shotgun

have 4 valve assemblys, 4 gripframes, 6 bolts,3 body styles, 2 barrels, 3 maids a milking, and only one completed mag at a time

parts for mag or food....i go hungry

girlfriend said she would not share a bed with me and my mag....she slept on the coutch (dumped me the next day...its alright tho on the rebound i bought a intelliframe)

have pegs already set into my wall (next to the ones for my mag, F4, nelspot 007, 2nd mag)for the e-mag extream i dont even own yet!! thats right i drilled my wall and set pegs that should make a great display stand for the e-mag extream I DONT OWN YET

christmas im gettin a retro valve, birthday im gettin a warp feed somehow still manage to have only one mag built at a time

have wet dreams about AGD products

(umm........Ewww.)

and not only do i have names for my mag (one for each setup i use) but i talk to it before games asking it for advice and making sure it feels good...promis it new parts if it treats me right

[FooTemps]

Here's another telltale sign...

You post a lot on the AO forum.

You don't own an automag but you know more about automags than some people that actually own automags.

[speedballbanks]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... my left foot grew more then my right and i own an automag but i think i am addicted more then alot of people and i dont own a perecntage of agd i mean you guys have all that stufff and you can only use on ething at a time jeez oh well lucky for you i wish i had all that stuff neato torpedo lol.

[Vegeta]

You have over 200 posts.

Been here since only October.

Know enough about mags to actually help people who come and ask questions.

And DON'T OWN ONE.


That would be me...
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[Miscue]

I tear mine apart everyday for no reason. No, not really... but I have done so about a dozen times and I haven't had the chance to even go play yet.

[Restola]

I own one mag, just one barrel, no extra powertube spacers, no extra valve assemblies, no extra bodys, no extra rails, no extra grips, no extra powerfeed plugs...

i suck.

[CoFFeY[NiTrO]]

o o!

You have more than 500 posts at AO....(im close)\

EDIT:
I need to read the rest of the posts b-4 I post!

[paintballer187]

have wet dreams about AGD products

hahaha, thats taking it a little to far

how bout:

if you sit down and actually post a thread like this

[ronron2112]

these will be dumb but owell

You go around to every jewry store trying to find a wedding ring that'll fint your barrel...

You start getting butterflys in your stomach when you see your baby sitting there.

... thats all i can think of.. wouldnt wanna embarris my self THAT much...

[magman007]

1 you take all the things appart on your gun that tom specifically tells you not to messwith in the video just so you can come ont the forms to complain and get advice on haw to fix it

2 you play with te trigger rod length for the same reason as above

3 all yor friends beleve your an agd certified tech

4. you have the capability to make 6 guns out of crappy aftermarket parts that you wasted your money on

5. You prey to Tom every night

6. you crossed off the cover of yor manual to write bible on it

7. you call your self by your AO name

8. your Ao name is either Webmaster, Army, Cphilip, Or Miscue

9. you have every ao persons marker memorizedand you get ticked when they change it around

10. you wish cocker and mags would breed to create the ultimate gun!

[Riot[Z-Grip]]

Your team name begins with the initials "AO".
Your team made their own jerseys with AGD patches b/c AGD hasn't made any yet.
Given the choice between getting your friends x-mas presents or getting your mag a ReTro valve, your mag is the happy one.
You called up Benchmark's home office for a body rail when you heard of the merge with PTP, "just in case" so you wouldn't be left out.
You can't remember the last time your paycheck wasn't put toward your mag (or playing with your mag to get it exercise and keep it happy).
You have the upgrade path for your mag all planned out until 2003.

And last, but not least.....

You just have to have the best "telltale signs" on AO!