Telltale signs you are addicted to automags...

[tsc]

You've been registered on AO for over a year, and don't own a mag.

You rag on your freind because he has a cocker, because everyone knows mags are better. You still don't own a mag.

Most of the people on your buddy list are from AO. (still no mag)

You check AO obsessivly compulsivly.

Tom has a pet name for you.




...Hey..Waitaminute..thats me.

[Paintballer86]

The "911 Button" on your phone was programed out and it is now the main Office Number at Airgun Designs.

[845]

This crazy guy I know has all of his paintball guns lined around the guard rails of his bunk bed but his mag is right next to his head, and the cockers are at the foot and every once in awhile get kicked off the top bunk. Very true..

[ThePatriot]

When during sexual relations you scream out "AGD" or perhaps "AutoMAG" or for you strange people "Tom Kaye"...

[joeyjoe367]

Originally posted by ThePatriot
When during sexual relations you scream out "AGD" or perhaps "AutoMAG" or for you strange people "Tom Kaye"...

Umm.... Whoa...Gross.

[hardr0ck68]

lord you need no tell tale signs really...mags are worse then heroin(sp?) (cept they dont kill you) use it once and you are hooked, hell some people are hooked before they use one!!! the worst part is when i tryed to enroll in a 12 step program for it they laughed at me

[ShinyGuy]

You don't have time to wait for the mail so you make spare parts from memory.

(I've actually made PTspacers and an on/off top from memory. I was pretty sure I remembered the dimensions and only a little surprised the parts worked.)

[Deadeye]

I'm not addicted to my baby...

I mean, sure when I dress up for work and all, I hold up my mag to see if it matches what I wear. We wouldn't want the fashion police after us now would we???

And of course, I want my kid's first words to be 'AGD'. I want him/her to be able to spell...

Sure I play the Automag's video in the background when I'm at home, doesn't everybody?

I'm not addicted...I'm not...really. I have friends too, sure we all start out out by sayin; Hello everyone, my name's XXX and I'm an automagger...

I'm not addicted.

[J]

...After adding your upgrades, you have enough spare sparts to build your old 'Mag

[Vegeta]

How bout this:
You are up at 3:30 in the morning looking through old posts that you hae nothing to do with, fall asleep, and wake up at 6 in the morning to find out that you have passed out on the keyboard and typed repetitive "g"'s in the reply box. You are still board, so at the end of the g's you put:

"....gggggggggggggg
Hey guys look at that^ who wants to help em count them?"

[FDB1]

-you give your mag a name and humanly characteristics

-you are ahead of your local proshop in new AGD mag upgrades

-it takes 5 weekdays to decide what mag you will play with on saturday

-refs try to steal your gun(s) ( jokingly of course )

-you and your friend think about if mags were wrestlers, who would win

-people at your school that dont even play paintball know exactly what is on your mag, and they know the names of the parts too

-you find ways to use your mag for lots of stuff, not just paintball

[clockworkmiller]

You consider moving to a different state because pro shops in your area dont carry AGD parts.

You have every upgrade planned for the mag you dont even own yet.

Physical fights ensue between you and cocker owners over accuracy and distance.

You're waiting for WGP to go public so you can buy them out and run the company into the ground.

[LeadBasedPaint]

Well i've only got 1 mag, and three barrels, but I often tear it apart to look at the insides. (lately alot since it has been mistreating me)I also polish it up (have to make sure there is no unsightly finger grease on it) and just sit and stare at it. I used to HATE mags. For no reason, just cause I decided that I didn't like them. Now I own one and I love my baby. Nobody is allowed to touch it (well a few people are) and when I upgrade I will build it a shrine. Although I do feel kinda dirty since I am trying to trade it for an E-Mag behind its back. Maybe that is why it is mistreating me.

[Manuel_FZR]

[Butterfingers]

New one...

You spend last night taping up 12 AAA alkaline batteries into a battary pack, because you cant wait for AGD to send you a replacement battary pack for the bum one that came with the marker. After teidious solder work you hook it up to the e-mag and it powers up. Only it dosent have enough power to pull the sear. You go to sleep, the next morning, you carefully tear apart the battary pack and you realize that 2 of the 12 batteries in the battary pack are dead. You go to radio shack buy a crapload of parts and a digital multimeter to replace the POS that you have now. Then you start taping 12 new batteries together. After hours of taping and sodering a battary pack you test it with the multimeter and it reads a healthy 17.80 volts. You try to put it back in the battary pack shroud but you realized you used too much electrical tape and it wont fit !?!?!. You spend the evening thinking about how to remedy this problem.

Yeah... beat that...