Cliched paintball sayings post em here.

[Carbon]

IMHO anyway.
i keep hearing this one or variants of it.

"...if i get snapped out and bonused, i deserved it cause they were quicker than me"

[xXHavokXx]

So there I was, looking at 5 12 year olds with DM4's, Halos, 68/45 tanks and 13 pods on each of them. and there I was with my ____________ (insert underdog marker here, usually a pump or something heavy, ALWAYS ON CO2) and I hand fed it, and shot all of them out with one shot each and they each shot 15000.

[M-a-s-sDriver]

HAVOCK!!!
Lay off my Gdam sayings.

And more to the point:" How many times I gotta hit em before they leave?"
Retort: "It was spray."
Brent.

[TraXeR]

"My gun is better."

[spacedtedybear]

My gun is more accurate/can shoot farther than your gun because it's a lower pressure gun than yours.

[Richter]

how about the: "whatever man what ever" or the "huh what do do mean"they are playing yhe ignorant card when you ask/accuse them about their blatant and obvious hits as the game ends.
It seems the ignorant excuse/saying is more and more common. Is it me or do these people that have these sayings think the whole world is stupid? It reminds me of the hoodlums you see on the show COPS blatantly lieing to the officer. Sorry for my little rant in your thead; the "sayings" part of the thread reminded me of these idiots which is becoming more prevalent.

[AclowN]

see Palmer wearing this on a shirt at scenarios alot, not sure whos quote it is but i want one of dem shirts :P

"how many times per second do you NEED to miss me"

[magmanl337]

"Closed bolt guns are more accurate than open bolt"

Note: Derek... not a word from you......

[Carbon]

"he doesnt even shoot left handed"

[elpimpo]

"i kept bustin my balls try to hit her but i was shooting blanks and there was all this nasty white goopy s*** dripping out of my stiffi"

[FreakBaller12]

: points to sig:

[magmanl337]

"ARE THOSE MY BALLS ON YOUR FACE?!" Hehe

[Remington]

"AGG!"

[Titansu]

My mom bought me this gun -

[Automaggot68]

'no no no no.....I worked two summers mowing lanws and saving up, no one but Me paid for this DM4, (insert barrel kit here) profiler, (insert damned expensive HPA system).