Cliched paintball sayings post em here.

[NukeGoose]

"So there I was... People to the left of me... People to the right of me... I go over to the can, and BAM! he's gone... I go over to the dorito, and BAM! he's gone... then I got shot... but that's OK."

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[fuzzynutzipper]

if you want a cheaper sport... go play softball

I'm a sniper

and my personal favorite conversation i had with someone:

him - "i can shoot 30 bps because i have a halo!"
me - "You show up at the chrono range at the big game... and you pull 30 bps over the chrono... i'll give you my mag and everything else i own. if you do pull 30 bps, i get your gun."
him - "uh... no thanks..."

[CodeMA]

"Kid, there not gonna shoot you if you bump when I TELL YOU TOO, now Fing get out of my bunker before I shoot you myself!"

"Wow, were did you get that Jersey, are you sponsored by Draxxus!?!?"

"Is that an Angel, no no, wait thats a Matrix right?"

"Dynasty would own you on the feild..."

"F*** Smacktalk"

"Gonna mow me some muppets"

[GotMag?]

"we owned them"

"What is that"

"Automag"

"Whoa, its automatic?"

"Yes"

[NITH]

Kid: "Yeah, I traded in my dirtbike mom and dad bought me for christmas for this (fill in the blank). But the dang thing keeps messing up whenever I adjust it."

Me: "I'll trade you my (fill in the blank) that never fails. You never have to adjust it, it has a warrantee, and it weighs half as much as your (fill in the blank)."

Kid: "No."

Me:


Note: I can't spelllll.

[Gambit1106]

we all see this one too

Like new F/S (insert gun here), less that one case thru it. Never been on the field

[Titansu]

Now that was a sticky situation....

[Furby]

LOL

Add GTFO to that too.

My team captain has forbidden us to use that one in particular...he's no fun.

[Lumberjack]

"Does it hurt when you get hit?"
"Depends on how close you are."

PBIF
PaintBall Is Fun!!!

[hardr0ck68]

accuracy by volume
and the ever famious
Why do you shoot a mag?

(back before i burnt up my 4.01 board it was ushally followed by)
I DIDENT KNOW A MAG COULD SHOOT THAT FAST!

off topic i ushally found that amusing, seeing as how i only ever hit 12-16bps in game (according to the on gun counter) , but kids with timmys who claimed to be shootin 20-30 would say i was fast....intersting, no?

[Carbon]

"Its not the gun its the player" this in context of: newb players with big $$ elctros vs rentals or low rof semis.

[FreakBaller12]

Now that was a sticky situation....

good stuff good stuff lol

[Flip]

Bps

Player: "I normally shoot between 16 to 20 BPS"

Me: "You've checked this over a BPS Chrony?"

Player: "A what?"

Me: "A Chrony that shows your ROF"

Player: "They have those?"

[matmc89]

you just got sniped muppet