no wait....i gotta a better one...i brought this random newb with a rental tippy who thought it would be funny to shoot me in the face from about 6 feet away and i wasnt warin a mask so i endid up not bein that kids friend and proceeded to punch him for like a minute strait
) but after that I raised me gun to walk off and the little
shot my pinky twice, and it bled, and felt pretty bad..
- Halliday On "Will you date my valve?"

) and right when i ran out his teammate bunkered me. but i dont mind too much, i got a free profiler after my parents found out i still have a huge bump on my head after over a month. 

he said hes gonna blame me if he never has children
he rolled around a bit
actually, a walk on was blamed (who happend to have shot me in the back while on the same team) and he was "mysteriously" shot in the back of the leg by some ghostly ref. 
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