Worst Hit Thread

[kurama]

The worst would have to be the time I got shot from about point blank by some clueless 10 year old at woodsball who was on my team. Right in the front-right of my neck under the chin, where it swells and hurts a ton.

[gc82000]

the first time i played was at some open field in my neighborhood with a compact delux spyder. My friends all thought it would be hilarious if they shot me as fast as they could when i was not paying attention. 6 shots to the back of the head and a good 60 to my legs later... i could not feel anything anymore.

Dang and they are your friends.

[jewie27]

speaking of throat hits:



Some kid in a sniper outfit with a tippmann thought it would be fun to hide out of bounds and pick guys off. Don't know why he aimed for my neck when I was like 10 feet away from him. I chewed him out and then went to find a napkin to stop the bleeding.

If you don't wear one of these, you can't complain. Gotta be smart.

[Rooster]

I've always worn protection for the family jewels, and have taken some shots in the crotch running at someone to bunker them, but the worst I ever got it was when I was squating, leaning around a bunker. A guy had gotten around me, so not only did I get shot in the small of the back, but one hit me in the potatos from the back. I wish I could have died right then.

[jewie27]

Wear a cup

I have always worn one, beginning from my first ever paintball game 5 years ago.

[Cameo]

The day before my birthday i got a nice stream of hits starting at my left breast going to my right buttox. Not sure which of the 4 hurt the worst. I just wanted the one who gave me welts to sign them (he had pretty eyes).. The welt on my breast is still there umm 3 weeks later, a nice little reminder of the hottie.

That however is nothing like a hit that I saw when I took my girl child to see a retnia specialist. A boy probley around 12 came in and was shot in the eye, it was swollen up bigger than the size of a fist. Turns out he was playing in the back yard with some friends. No one was wearing masks. Shot with a Pirahna from about 10 feet away. Felt bad for the kid, but was the perfect timing being that my son was just starting to learn the rules of PB and was questioning the "saftey first". After seeing that I doubt either one of us will ever go without a mask even for a second.
~steph

ps: I still have a scar that oddly resembles a maple leaf on my leg from IAO last year. I guess mayhem had to prove his superiority to poor chick on the feild who's marker stopped working midgame and was simply waiting for time to run out.

[ben-afficial]

a preety weird one was a barrel tag to the head behind my ear, but he punched the gun at me

[Lohman446]

The day before my birthday i got a nice stream of hits starting at my left breast going to my right buttox. Not sure which of the 4 hurt the worst. I just wanted the one who gave me welts to sign them (he had pretty eyes).. The welt on my breast is still there umm 3 weeks later, a nice little reminder of the hottie.

This post is worthless without pictures?

[SlartyBartFast]

The day before my birthday i got a nice stream of hits starting at my left breast going to my right buttox.

PICTURES!


I'm sure you'd have had those welts signed if you had only asked.

[jewie27]

marker stopped working midgame and was simply waiting for time to run out.

What kind of marker? What was wrong?

[Cameo]

What kind of marker? What was wrong?

Palmers, It was Muz's old gun... I can't remember if it was outta air or needed lubed (or is it called oiled). I just remember Glenn Palmer comeing back saying it was fine except for being dry as a bone. Which would that reffer to?

I do have pics of the "maple leaf" on my leg, would never give out others.

[WicKeD_WaYz]

Thats funny I always considered it kind of an unspoken rule to take it easy on chicks. Like pack shots and shoe shots you know. But it never fails to amuse me to see one get lit up. Nice work.

[Phantom_Mag]

I was on my stomach in a snake in sup air, and unknown to me my entire team folded and the other team was behind me within 1 minute. I was going 1 on 4 and at the same time i was about to be bunckered form in front by two guys i was also being bunkers from behind i took about 12 shots but i only remember one. The one that hit me in a left nut and no it didnt stop. It continuted to run along my entire....well yes i believe you know. I just layed there, later to find out i had a sports striped D***!!!! OUCH, I dont think you want any pics posted of this one LOL. Ohh and did i mention the ball never broke. Ohh man...

[A-Tach-One]

No joke, Hit dead center of my *** crack point blank by own team. He reacted to an ambush by pulling the trigger, with the barrel pointed right at my buttocks. Ball didn't break but without hesitation called myself out. Found a private little area and checked it out. 2 half moons on each cheek ofcourse broke the skin. That sucked, never forgave him either. until I got him back. ***AND NO DON"T ASK FOR PICS***

[peewee]