Sure hope this news article is not real.

[Muzikman]

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/chamber/61597

[punkncat]

You got that from the World Weekly News and actually wonder if its real?

BAD MUZIK.....BAD!

[Creative Mayhem]

Haahahaha that's AWESOME!

Now THAT would be the best job EVER!

[Dirty Harry] "do you feel lucky punk? Well, do yah? go ahead stick you head up.." [/Dirty Harry]

[Teamslayer76]

wow... thats funny but horrible.

I doubt it's real. Thats like torture. I know there gota be some laws agiansts that in Australia.

[JRingold]

At least the picture accompanying the article depicts a player wearing a proper goggle system.

[AnArchist_1944]

everything that comes from weekly world news is 100% bullshat

[wanna-b-ballin']

i thought you could only use pump guns in australia, and the pic shows a semi. no employees are wearing masks i bet. its fake.

[PsychoBaller]

(lets just say it is real...)


.... .... wait a minute... ... I work in a cubicle at a big officla office type job! .... But I'm also a deadly switft paintballer.... Whatever company should hire me as a ringer, and I'll kick the guys arse one way or another... matrix styles .

... "I'll take an Hour lunch break if i feel like it "specialty marksman" fooool!, and 40million coffee breaks too!

[Mr. Mouse]

rofl

[-=Squid=-]

These replies are pure gold.

[Jaan]

[Dirty Harry] "do you feel lucky punk? Well, do yah? go ahead stick you head up.." [/Dirty Harry]

I know what you're thinking ... "did he fire 200 shots, or just 199?"

[johnson88]

Go to your local store pick up any copy of weekly world news read some articles and then come back to AO and tell me if its real.

[paint magnet]

Guys, I think we should be more concerned about the Nazi U.F.O.s attacking the U.S.

[Evil Bob]

I like how Wierd Al put it in UHF...

"Lesbian nazi bikers abducted by UFO's and forced into weight loss camps."

-Evil Bob

[peewee]

the marker regs down there have loosened up a little. I believe that they can have semi's again.