Sure hope this news article is not real.

[Aslan]

I hope the guy they hired isn't a speedball player...everytime a head pops up there'll be 26 shots fired...the whole office will be covered in paint.

Can you shoot back? I'd love to work there if you could shoot back...

The sad thing is I read some pretty physically impossible things on the stall of a bathroom that are probably more credible than this story. I actually pity the person that read this and wrote to that company (fictitious) telling them they should stop this. You know there is someone right? They're probably from either West Virginia, Iowa, or Florida and are previous self proclaimed alien abductees.

The funny thing about these papers is when they get lazy. Sometimes they just grossly paste some chicks head on some alien body or walrus body or something and the art manipulation is so bad it looks like a second grader's collage. Of course, if you work at the Weekly World News in the art department...you probably waved bye bye to self respect a while back.

[Vex]

everything that comes from weekly world news is 100% bullshat

What? You mean Bat Boy isn't real??!! WTF man!!

[SCpoloRicker]

I hope the guy they hired isn't a speedball player...everytime a head pops up there'll be 26 shots fired...the whole office will be covered in paint.

Can you shoot back? I'd love to work there if you could shoot back...

The sad thing is I read some pretty physically impossible things on the stall of a bathroom that are probably more credible than this story. I actually pity the person that read this and wrote to that company (fictitious) telling them they should stop this. You know there is someone right? They're probably from either West Virginia, Iowa, or Florida and are previous self proclaimed alien abductees.

The funny thing about these papers is when they get lazy. Sometimes they just grossly paste some chicks head on some alien body or walrus body or something and the art manipulation is so bad it looks like a second grader's collage. Of course, if you work at the Weekly World News in the art department...you probably waved bye bye to self respect a while back.

Giggle.

[StuDawggie]

I hope the guy they hired isn't a speedball player...everytime a head pops up there'll be 26 shots fired...

That wouldn't be my concern with that guy. I would be more worried if he coudl one-ball you in the back of the head from across the office. And if that's the case I want to know what kidn of barrel this guy is using to pop shots off like that.

[Eatem Alive]

well, now i know two meanings for the term "prairie doggin'"

[Maggot6]

I used to actually buy that magazine, it was histerical...I like the "dear Dolly" sections the best..

[Jeffy-CanCon]

I still buy the WWN from time to time. You might assume it's 100% BS, but that's simply not true. It's only 90% BS. Pretty well every copy I've ever bought has had some sort of scoop in it that the "legitimate" news media picked up and covered in subsequent months.

Remember that scene from MIB?! "Gotta check out the hot sheets"

(notice the complete absence of smilies - I'm not joking!)

[peewee]

Dude!!! I'd love working there!!! Good practice...