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  • BigEvil
    www.BigEvilOnline.com

    • Feb 2005
    • 9333

    #1

    A new week, a new rant

    It's 8 am and already 90* outside of my dock here in NJ. You know when you wake up and can drink the air you are in for a bad day.

    I got hit in the same place 3 times last week. My arm still looks like I got hit by a Roger Clemens fastball. 3 times - what are the odds?

    I have a pen that I realized cost $38,000. Thats right - Thirty Eight Thousand. It was the pen with the name of my college on it that they gave me 2 years ago at orientation.

    Just when you didn't think that the market could get more oversturated, here comes some more Ion bodies. Pretty soon every company will make them, and you'll see them on the forums used for $20.

    There are TONS of great deals out there. Angel Speed for $450? OMG.

    Is there anything TRULY NEW out? Im tired of all of this re-packaging.

    Props where props are due: I was impressed how Smart Parts went out and had created a brand new solenoid for their Nerve. With all of the other hype, you would think that we would have heard more about it? Does anyone actually own a Nerve? I have yet to see one. I'd love to try one out.

    Speaking of nerve, here is my one paragraph review of the Ion - which I finally got to shoot.
    "It feels like one of those old battery powered motorized water guns that I used to torture my brother with when I was young. The grip frame was awkward, and I could barely get my fingers into the trigger guard. Plus it rattled and sputtered with the ramp on. I didnt chrono it, but the shots were all over the place. I dont know if my results were typical, but I think they are." The kid I borrowed it from was far from a noob, so obviously I was like wtf are you doing with this? He said that he also has a Karnivorre.. and that the Ion was for sale if I knew anyone that wanted it. LOL

    Seriously though - I love that fact that for under $300 you can get into the sport, go to the field, and not have to be out-gunned by the big guys. Even though I dont care for it at all, I still think that its genious, the marketing, that is..

    Im also got to shoot a BKO. One of those $230 ones.. plain, no PDS.. but it still shot ropes, with a Halo didnt break a single ball, and felt like a gun 3xs its price. Ive always liked the ICD stuff.. going all the way back to the Puma. Im glad to see that they named their latest gun the "Promaster" and not the "05 Bushmaster". Maybe now someone will buy it.

    Anyone ever shoot the original Promaster? WAY ahead of its time.

    I hear TAG is making a Predator board for the Ion. That should be interesting, since it will cost more than half the price of the gun itself.

    Emag Predator Board. My mouth is still watering. I dont know what is making more excited - the firing modes, or the fact that it will have a REAL on/off switch.

    Does anyone know if Zupe is still alive?

    If it is indeed AGD's strategey to sell off their existing inventory, and wait for the legal mess to settle down, then I hope they are hard at work in the R&D dept. Please please please get rid of that side hose set up. It's sooooooo 1995.

    So I hear they are finally going to make the Pneumatic mag frame. $300 and a 4-6 month wait. Sorry, I just cant get excited about this anymore. Im not sure of the details of the economics of it all, but its another pre-order deal. Sight-unseen, its hard to get anyone to shell money and wait all that time for it. I hope Im wrong and they sell truckloads of these.

    The same goes for Coolhands e-frame.

    Sad part about it, I will still probably pick up both of them. Im such a follower.

    After being constantly frustrated by the selection of Xbox titles at my local blockbuster and Hollywood videos... I joind Gamefly.com. Its a great thing. Check it out.

    If my xbox had a beer dispenser and a vagina, I would never leave the house.

    Hopperball - separating the real playas from the posers.

    I miss 2500rnd paint cases

    I am really tired of hearing all of the bickering about the different markers. Everyone has their likes and dislikes, and their own needs. Get a gun, and get out to play.

    Added -----

    WHY IS IT THAT HERE ON AUTOMAGS.ORG, WE ARE GOING TO NEED A SEPERATE SUB-FORUM FOR MAGS?????
    Last edited by BigEvil; 07-27-2005, 12:04 PM.
  • manike
    INCEPTIONDESIGNS.COM

    • Jan 2001
    • 3820

    #2
    I hear ya.

    Two points, Smart Parts didn't develop that valve, Humphreys did after asking all of their paintball customers and touted it to everyone. SP just bragged about their involvement.

    BT has a new barrel out. Called the Apex, it's a new spin (geddit ) on adding spin to paintballs... They are showing it at IAO.
    Inception Designs - My new company where Innovation is the Inspiration

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    • BigEvil
      www.BigEvilOnline.com

      • Feb 2005
      • 9333

      #3
      Originally posted by manike
      I hear ya.

      Two points, Smart Parts didn't develop that valve, Humphreys did after asking all of their paintball customers and touted it to everyone. SP just bragged about their involvement.

      BT has a new barrel out. Called the Apex, it's a new spin (geddit ) on adding spin to paintballs... They are showing it at IAO.
      Im glad to see someone out there is using their imagination. Well, other than that Curt guy at KM2.


      Wow, ok so I TRIED to give some love to Smart Parts. Thanks for clearing that one up.

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      • Maggot6
        Registered User
        • Aug 2004
        • 1527

        #4
        I agree with pretty much everything in there....Haha
        Does anyone know if Zupe is still alive?

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        • JoshK
          Je mange du poulet. mmmmm
          • Mar 2004
          • 2666

          #5
          I feel like calling AGD and asking if he is still alive...

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          • warbeak2099
            That is my foot!
            • Jan 2004
            • 4447

            #6
            I agree with the whole pre-order nightmare deal. We need a large company who can pop out eframes for mags. Basically frames that are Coolhand's and everything, but are readily available. The problem is it's always one person doing it. We need someone like NPS popping these out. And that would bring mags back and show that they're able to compete. However, I don't think NPS would go for it nor would any other big pb company.
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            • BigEvil
              www.BigEvilOnline.com

              • Feb 2005
              • 9333

              #7
              Originally posted by warbeak2099
              I agree with the whole pre-order nightmare deal. We need a large company who can pop out eframes for mags. Basically frames that are Coolhand's and everything, but are readily available. The problem is it's always one person doing it. We need someone like NPS popping these out. And that would bring mags back and show that they're able to compete. However, I don't think NPS would go for it nor would any other big pb company.
              Hell, i volunteer to help assemble them

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              • cdacda13
                WDP: Fly or Die
                • Jan 2005
                • 841

                #8

                Thats a lott of money for one pen.
                Are you sure you didn't get anything else out of college?
                Born to be hated
                Dying to be loved

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                • SlartyBartFast
                  The Flying Scotsman
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 2940

                  #9
                  Originally posted by manike
                  BT has a new barrel out. Called the Apex, it's a new spin (geddit ) on adding spin to paintballs... They are showing it at IAO.
                  Oh no, here we go again...

                  Who's BT? Have a link?

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                  • Jaan
                    It's Pronounced *John*

                    • Apr 2005
                    • 1310

                    #10
                    Originally posted by BigEvil
                    I got hit in the same place 3 times last week. My arm still looks like I got hit by a Roger Clements fastball. 3 times - what are the odds?
                    Pretty good if you keep sticking your arm out all the time. Have you ever seen those lizards where if you pick them up their tails break off into little pieces? That's because their tails were always sticking out the back when they ran and things would grab them ... so if you keep sticking your arm out like that then maybe in a million years or so your great great x a googolplex grandchildren will have detachable arms.

                    I have a pen that I realized cost $38,000. Thats right - Thirty Eight Thousand. It was the pen with the name of my college on it that they gave me 2 years ago at orientation.
                    The pen cost $.15 in bulk, the rest went towards the Dean's summer cottage ... or actually more like just his pool. It's probably a lot more than that too if you figure in all that interest you're paying on the loan.

                    "you dropped a hundred and fifty grand on an education you coulda got for a dollah fifty in late chahges at the public library." (c:

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                    • BigEvil
                      www.BigEvilOnline.com

                      • Feb 2005
                      • 9333

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Jaan
                      Pretty good if you keep sticking your arm out all the time. Have you ever seen those lizards where if you pick them up their tails break off into little pieces? That's because their tails were always sticking out the back when they ran and things would grab them ... so if you keep sticking your arm out like that then maybe in a million years or so your great great x a googolplex grandchildren will have detachable arms.
                      Nah... it was the inside of my left bicept... once I had my arm around my back to reach a pod... the other two were when I was tucked in....

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                      • Jackel411
                        East Coast Anarchy...WHAT!
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 882

                        #12
                        BigEvil... You so totaly sound like me with the college rant.... Yeah I went, 3 years for graphic design ( I smashed the last 2 years into 1 ) and what do I have to show for it? Well Ive got this neat piece of paper saying I have a Graphic Design Degree.. wooooo Useless when you relize that half of everyone out there now has the same degree and that the industry is so competetative that they could hire some one that is working cheaper than you that does horrible work. But hey they work for cheap.....

                        Needless to say Im going back to school some time in the fall/winter for what I truely do every damn day , with building markers, improving my own regs , and soon to build guns from scratch... Im going back for engineering. Watch out world

                        As for my paintball rants, as this game progresses and the guns get faster , the kids get younger that play , and the quailty of equipment gets shoddier. I just continue slipping into a more and more retro mind set with my game.. When was the last time you heard of a guy buying a splatmaster rapide and say " MAN!! This thing is so nice It will be great for use in speed ball.. " All the new stuff coming out so doesnt impress me... Yes manike I lied.. that barrel and the promaster does peek my interest a bit... But I own two timmys that I use for torneys and faster paced games and all I have to say is YUCK. They shoot fast but honestly do absolutly nothing for me.. People still get amazed when I put my timmy into my gear bag ignore it and pull out my Stock Class sniper for the rest of the day..

                        Some one needs to come out with a paintball item that truely makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up..... Im just not impressed with the recent works that are out there... Oh great another shocker, oh great another timmy, Oh great... whats this ion , what ever junk dont care
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                        • Maggot6
                          Registered User
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 1527

                          #13
                          The only problem with what you are saying Jackel is that when someone does come out with something that would make your hair stand on end, the majority of people look at it and say "yuck"....For example, zgrips, warpfeeds, qloaders, etc...

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                          • yakitori

                            #14
                            who is Roger ClemenTs ?

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                            • BigEvil
                              www.BigEvilOnline.com

                              • Feb 2005
                              • 9333

                              #15
                              Originally posted by yakitori
                              who is Roger ClemenTs ?

                              Ooops good catch. I was in rant mode. Fixed

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