sweet noob meat shield

[wanna-b-ballin']

does you field have an infestation problem of beginers that have no idea what to do but pull the trigger?
i was scanning the pictures of a field i play at, and i havent seen it this bad before.

http://www.paintballjungle.com/media/plyrpics/2005/September/09_11_05/pages/IMG_9144.htm

wouldn't you like to get a good angle on that bunker?

[scrumpy]

Can't say that I haven't done that before or seen it worse.

[NewMagMan21]

I think I need to see someone on somebody's shoulders....that would be crazy noob

[Jaan]

Twice I've snuck around and had an opportunity like that. It's great ... "I'm out! I'm out, out, outOUToutout out out I'mout OUT!" If you're nice, you'll give then some tips after the game (c:

[Aslan]

does you field have an infestation problem of beginers that have no idea what to do but pull the trigger?
i was scanning the pictures of a field i play at, and i havent seen it this bad before.

http://www.paintballjungle.com/media/plyrpics/2005/September/09_11_05/pages/IMG_9144.htm

wouldn't you like to get a good angle on that bunker?

That reminds me of last time I went to the field. Our team was getting beat pretty bad...lots of little kids...noobs. Well, the kids decided since I was wearing camo and had my own gun...I must be good...either that or it was me surviving till the end in a couple games...but anyways...

they kept asking me, "Where ya going to go? Which way are you going?" I said, "I'm going into the woods...but if a couple of you are going to follow me...don't get too close...spread out." I was actually worried that they would give up my position being that I was head to toe in camo and they were wearing red t-shirts.

So anyways, I get out in the woods...turn around to tell the kids where we're going...there's like 9 of them following me...like I'm the Pied Piper or something. They were about as stealthy as a giant neon elephant. I managed to get them around behind the other team's position...a couple got bored in the process and wandered off to get killed...but the one's that stayed with me got to light up about 4-5 kids all hunkered down (similar to the picture) behind the starting bunker (where they had apparently been the whole game.

[Rather]

Your story reminds me when I was playing long ago and I was considered the 'crazy good' kid out of all my friends. We were playing a big ole woods field. I cut way out left, get to these 2 bunkers (when i say bunkers i mean 2 seperate pilings of wood) I take the furthest one up. A few friends tailing me were in the one behind me and to the left. Long story short, SOMEONE DOVE ON MY HEAD! Those bunkers were the kind you have to either be kneeling really lowor laying down in, i was doing that and the dude DOVE ON MY HEAD! I made sure i was on the opposite side of the field from him that moment foreward in the day. Granted I got a couple people, I felt wronged with somebody DIVING ON MY HEAD! How does that even happen anyways?

[onedude36]

I think I need to see someone on somebody's shoulders....that would be crazy noob

Actually I believe a team called 'Sniper Force' did that at a local tournament a month or so as a joke, but they won. Funny thing is they werent noobs either, they went and competed at the last nppl event in San Diego.

[punkncat]

I would be willing to bet that was a "private party". I see that type of thing all the time with private groups where I ref. We actually have gotten to setting up fields w/o home bunkers just to force movement.

they kept asking me, "Where ya going to go? Which way are you going?" I said, "I'm going into the woods...but if a couple of you are going to follow me...don't get too close...spread out." I was actually worried that they would give up my position being that I was head to toe in camo and they were wearing red t-shirts.

I actually like when lots of kids go the way I go. I just take command, and have a group of pawns to use for locating the enemy from a safe distance.

[SpitFire1299]

:rofl: That is one funny picture.

[shank the wiggles]

hahaha very nice

[JoshK]

I actually like when lots of kids go the way I go. I just take command, and have a group of pawns to use for locating the enemy from a safe distance.

You just made my day.

[wanna-b-ballin']

i thought for sure somebody would come in here tell me i was that way once and be all negative nancy on me. i wasn't that way ever, i was always in my own bunker.

i guess everybody likes that pic.

[slade]

ive seen worse... 8 kids, an entire side of the field, all rental kids of course, went to the back right laydown off the break. my friend has a picture of it on his phone.

[wanna-b-ballin']

i think i counted ten in the picture i linked to. a few are kinda hiding.

[nastymag]

i use to play at that field, that would happen all the time, it was a little sad, all you had to do is find a bunker like that, and dump 1-2 pods into it...and wallah ..5-7 eliminations.

that field is infested with inmobile noobs (not saying i never pulled one of those when i started, hell i wore cardboard the first time i played). its just sad that they dont seperate them, we try at my field to seperate advanced and beginner.