OMG Story Time!

[slade]

Nice. You prolly saw me. Was shootin the Ion, camo jersey, and a white proflex?

i cant remember, i wasnt really looking closely at everyone... i saw someone with an ion, but that sorta goes without saying, youll always find one at the field.

[Automaggot68]

i cant remember, i wasnt really looking closely at everyone... i saw someone with an ion, but that sorta goes without saying, youll always find one at the field.

Slade's real name is Martha.

[slade]

Slade's real name is Martha.

...however, for some reason they messed up on the lettering on my jersey, and spelled my name "Colin".

[Automaggot68]

...however, for some reason they messed up on the lettering on my jersey, and spelled my name "Colin".

Bill felt sorry for you.
I don't.
Now get back in the kitchen before I whip you something proper.

[rkjunior303]

Bill felt sorry for you.
I don't.
Now get back in the kitchen before I whip you something proper.

i hope you don't expect a steak or anything

[Automaggot68]

i hope you don't expect a steak or anything

I don't work thirteen hours a day for Martha's BS. If she knows what's good for her,
she'll have a hot steak on the table waiting for me.

[slade]

i hope you don't expect a steak or anything

if he's gonna treat me like that, hes getting tofu.

[Automaggot68]

if he's gonna treat me like that, hes getting tofu.

And you're going to get five across your pretty little face.

[slade]

And you're going to get five across your pretty little face.

woman beater!


i want a divorce!

[Automaggot68]

woman beater!


i want a divorce!

I WANT A HOT DINNER WHN I COME HOME FROM THE MINES.
I WONT TOLERATE THIS.

[slade]

I WANT A HOT DINNER WHN I COME HOME FROM THE MINES.
I WONT TOLERATE THIS.

well maybe if you werent such a failure mine worker, you could afford steak!!

[Automaggot68]

well maybe if you werent such a failure mine worker, you could afford steak!!

THATS IT.
GO GET THE BELT.

[slade]

THATS IT.
GO GET THE BELT.

no derek, please, no. im sorry. im so sorry. ill cook dinner.

*cries*

[Automaggot68]

no derek, please, no. im sorry. im so sorry. ill cook dinner.

*cries*

Thats right baby.
I'll be in the den watching the game.

[slade]

sorry pballwizz, one thing led to another, and suddenly i realized we had committed thread homicide