How do you get your Girlfriend to play paintball?

[Warwitch]

[QUOTE=Aslan]That means either you want to show her off to your paintball friends or can't stand to be away from her for more than 6 hours at a time (or both). Both urges will wear off over time. QUOTE]


Yeah, Id be careful about showing off your girl to a pack of wild, hormone crazed ballers. You might end up going home alone pimp

[Glickman]

just remind her you will be on the other side of her gun...

[Aslan]

yup

Yeah, Id be careful about showing off your girl to a pack of wild, hormone crazed ballers. You might end up going home alone pimp

Exactly! Why not stop there...bring her with you to a Star Trek convention, a strip club, and prison. All 3 will get her the same type of response...

I attended a big game last summer and there had to be over 1000 players. I counted maybe 1 girl to every 40 guys...and half of them weren't playing, they were just sitting at the table with them. But the funny thing was there were probably 3 cute ones of normal age and all the guys stared at them. I sort of felt bad about it because if I were a girl, I wouldn't want a bunch of dirty, sweaty, goofy dudes gauking at me. But then I thought, if the tables were reversed, and I was one of very few men at a girl paintball outing...and all the girls were staring at me (and not in the way they normally stare at me ); I'd like it!

[Miscue]

Don't try... if she's interested, she'll ask about it.

[RRfireblade]

I woman does only one of 2 things , what ' she ' wants to do and what she thinks you ' don't ' want her to want to do.


Or both.


You want to get her to play ? Tell her you don't want her to , it's your time for you and your friends and that girls don't do well at paintball anyway.

[Cameo]

very very simple answer to this one...

tell her that there are 150 guys to everyone 1 female..

[Aslan]

I woman does only one of 2 things , what ' she ' wants to do and what she thinks you ' don't ' want her to want to do.


Or both.


You want to get her to play ? Tell her you don't want her to , it's your time for you and your friends and that girls don't do well at paintball anyway.

:spit_take

Excellent take.

Tell her girls aren't very good at paintball due to their inherent inferiority when it comes to athletics. If she's competitive, like you say, she might try to prove you wrong.

...downside of that strategy, she might slap you, curse at you, and break up with you. Probably not worth it at this point.

I had a friend that always used to try to get his girlfriend to play paintball with us. At first she tried to be cool and play, and she sort of acted like she was having fun. But you could tell she really didn't want to be there. I think the dealbreaker was the last time she went she go hit in the hand and it broke the skin...so she cried about that a little. Then, for a reason I still can't understand, my buddy shot her in the bu^t 2-3 times when they were on the same team...just joking around. Well, she didn't think that was very funny and that led to a longer cry session and was the last time she played. So if you do convince her to play, save the "joking around" stuff until you're sure she'll take it as "horsing around" and not you being a complete jerk. And if you are going to shoot her in the bu^t from 15 feet away, make sure that your gun isn't shooting hot.

[paintballfiend]

Paintballers have girlfriends?

[Aslan]

solid

Paintballers have girlfriends?

Good Point. :rofl:

[rabidchihauhau]

fireblade - it a bit different for married men.

and quite easy, actually.

Give her a choice - sex or paintball - and next thing you know, they're buying a 2k marker...

[Warwitch]

fireblade - it a bit different for married men.

and quite easy, actually.

Give her a choice - sex or paintball - and next thing you know, they're buying a 2k marker...

New pb format.....seX-Ball

[ProblemKinder]

New pb format.....seX-Ball

haha! that's funny

hey my ex fience broke her arm playing soccer once. I've never heard of anyone breaking their arm in paintball...sounds safer to me