The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army

[Glickman]

[AmyM]

:rofl:

[MedicDVG]

I love it..

And I read all of them... god my life is boring.

[kosmo]

Dear lord, I did a lot of those.

[Army]

Did #112 in Germany to a full bird.....

...I think I'm still doing push-ups for it.

[FactsOfLife]

re. rule 20: no can do.

at this point it's so ingrained that I'd probably pull a lung or something if I tried to stop.

[Pzippy]

:rofl:

Oh those wacky rules.

[Swampy]

Out on a Prac ap a Warrent Officer pulled me off my Grader and said "Let me show you how to use this PFC" Well he drove into a side of a parked Scraper.

[skife]

[Carbon]

funny, but older than jesus

[Ken Majors]

...there really are no keys to Area J.

"canopy lights do not require chem-light batteries"

Not allowed to fill your canteen with "blue grid squares"

Asking for PRC-E8 batteries from the first sargeant always resorts in extra duty.

Just a few I recall from "back in the day"

[kruger]

How a bout a can of squelch for the radio..............never did find one. Or track tension for the 113 :rofl:

[jenarelJAM]

I think I laughed longer than 15 seconds on the one about blue food coloring... guess that means I can't do it.

The red food coloring one though... only laughed for an additional 10 seconds, so it's fair game, right?

Oh, that list was GOOD!

[iambored]

I don't get the blue food coloring one. Does the military use urne drug tests? I thought you used blood or spit.

[Ken Majors]

They still use urine.

Blue food coloring will color the urine blue.

We used to use methylene blue. Some of that in a guys coffee in the morning before the piss test and stand back and enjoy the show.