The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army

[iambored]

so your piss is blue, but how does that effect the test results? does it void the test or something. But I got a laugh out of the red food dye one.

[Ken Majors]

so your piss is blue, but how does that effect the test results? does it void the test or something. But I got a laugh out of the red food dye one.

It doesn't effect anything...it was supposed to be funny, sort of like the red.

If red urine is funny why wouldn't blue urine be funny (or green, or purple, or black)?

[SGranier]

Haven't finished the list all the way, but always a classic.

Food coloring is always a good time when the test comes around.

And taking sock puppets, reminded me of a friend that had a real puppet that he would take on watch. One night he thought he would screw around with it, and thought one of this buddies was calling from below, so he put his bucket on the puppet and peeked out and answered. Unlucky to him it was the "Shirt" calling down from below.

Many funny stories with that puppet.

[Dark Side]

The First Shirt gets a phone call when you have odd colored urine.......


Believe me I know.

[Swampy]

all to well my friend.