Dumbest thing you have done on a paintball field

[DJSOLID]

Playing indoor this last Janruary, I had an embarrassing experience. There was a Dorito bunker (big and heavy styrofoam filled, not air) right up against the wall at the left 50. It has no mirror, so it's a key spot. I learned If I took a flying sort of a leap at it from one of the 30 vert pop cans I could wedge myself between it and the wall and have massive cover, while being able to lay fire on all of their right (my left) bunkers. Once you're in there - you present a super small target and it's nearly impossible to bunker you. This one particular time - the third time I tried this manuver that day - I jumped too high and found myself wedged in between the wall and the Dorito with my feet unable to touch the sand floor. My options were to push myself out and get shot at as I rolled out or stay there. That would've been fine, but after my hopper was emptied I couldn't slam my pods out 'cause my back was pressed to the wall. Here I am trying to keep their heads down with air and one of the guys at their 40 bunker realizes I'm not throwing any paint... eheh. He charges the bunker and when he hits it, it loosens from the wall and basically spins me over on my side with my feet sticking out, now I'm stuck sideways and totally got the bottoms and sides of my shoes painted from like point blank... that was the strangest way I've ever been eliminated. I stayed out of that Dorito spot the rest of the day. The embarrassing part is the ref had to push and pull on the bunker to help me get out. When I went back two weeks later they moved that big Dorito a couple of feet out from the wall.

[XspyX]

Originally posted by DJSOLID
When I went back two weeks later they moved that big Dorito a couple of feet out from the wall.

*Laughing*

Thats the funniest thing I've ever heard. Must have been one hell of a way to get shot out eh?

[animal]

It all started...

It all started on a normal friday night at the local indoor field. I get there in my bright orange jersey and immediately hear newbies "i wanna be on his team". So later it comes to time chrono in, and they're all watching me pull out, set up my emag/warp and take to the chrono. After checking speed I sent off a string, you know, to fuel their imaginations. Only I forgot to turn on the rev So it was about 6 good fast shots, and 7 more chops. My nice orange/red mag is now dripping a crappy white paint color from the breech. Luckily my mask is red to hide my blush

Now the most embarrassing part of that, I've done it 4 times. Stupid rev.

[covadsucks]

I was running up the tape line, jumped over a bunker and into a shallow wash. I tried to press myself tighter against the ground when a tarantula jumped onto my arm. Needless to say I jumped up and ran like mad to the dead box. I got shot from about five feet away in the nads running away from the damn spider. Needless to say the Spider won that game. Stupid tarantula.

[AGDmagman2001]

Splat Max posting again under bro's name :
All these were when I was young(in paintball) and stupid

So I'm behind this spool, and take out a pod, refill my hopper, and drop it and continue shooting, well, then I took off for another bunker, but I tripped on the tube I had thrown down, and fall flat on my face, to make it worse, there was a ref standing about 6 feet away.

Then another time, when I had a spyder, hooked up to a remote. I go up to the chrono, couple of newbies standing there, so I go up and fire, nothing, I had forgotten to cocker, and one of the newbs, says don't you need to cock it, I was embarres, so I cock and squeeze the trigger, bolt goes forward, I got forgotten to turn my remote on, so I was pretty embarressed.

another time like a month after I had started playing I was blind shooting around a bunker this ref, comes up and ask me if I'm shooting pink paint I say yes, he's got about 4-5 shots on his t-shirt and has his hand over his crotch. which was pink. But fortunatly he was nice about it when I appologized.

[apache]

I've done so many stupid things in my years of playing but the "best" recent ones are:
- Bunkered an empty bunker in an indoor tournament almost at the other end of the field (if I had known it was empty, I could've instead taken out all opponents)
- In 3 consecutive games I tried to be real pro-ish and shoot while filling my loader with left hand. Too bad I never remembered open the loader lid. This again, in an indoor tournament with _lots_ of audience...

[epterry]

so im at this bunker and its my first time to play with this nitro tank and my guns not rechargeing fast at all so i start to do a string and every ball is not going as far as the last one then i broke a ball this ref has been watching me the whole time he then comes over and twists my tank on the rest of the way,cleans my gun and gives it back to me. i say thanks to him end of story but i was rely embarest

[steph3nlim]

well i was practcing with my friends and i run outta paint. so i take out a pod to reload. i flip the top and i didn't look at where i poured the paint. so while i was pouring the paint i was looking around for bogeys. and once i heard the paint stop, i look at my hopper and maybe 1-2 balls and i look at the ground and 150 paintballs just laying there. funny thing was, that was my last pod...

[SlipknotX556]

well when we were playin a HUGE game at my field some of the ppl decided to rush the other team... well the failed and came runnin out of a passage and i had like 25 ppl i wuz captioning and as soon as i saw them come out i yelled "FIRE!!!!!" and i didnt kno if they were on my team.. then i discover they have arm bands on which meant they were on our team.

[TylerDurden]

My dad crouched down one time and split his pants wide open, it was hysterical.

[the JoKeR]

Re: It all started...

Originally posted by animal
Now the most embarrassing part of that, I've done it 4 times. Stupid rev.

The first time, I laughed. The second time, I though it'd be the last. The third time, it was unbelievable. I couldn't stand to watch the fourth! Notice I'm never on the chrono range with you anymore?

[FedEx{SS}]

Embarrasing

Hyperball, second time playing hyperball, I started to run to one of the pipes in the X, and slid, had an Autococker wit hinge trigger (meaning slightest pull and it shoots), had it aimed at my thigh, next to my (ahem), slid and landed, as i landed i accidently pulled the trigger, and Gosh did that hurt, luckly without Marballizers, LOL!