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  • Indignant

    #1

    My dad is the greatest

    I just wanted to tell everyone how much I appreciate all the support and wisdom that my dad has given me since we got into paintball. It wasn't always easy, given the influence of some folks we met *Cough*(Steelrat) at the field.

    It seems like just a little while ago that I was 5' tall with a crewcut, and Zak called my Dad "Sir". Now I am a strapping young man, and Zak still calls my Dad "Sir". That is a lot better than what Steelrat calls him. He isn't that into bikes, so I don't get the pedaphile reference at all.

    The only thing is, he gets a little bent when I talk about the latest Dye Matrix with a new milling pattern. I mean, how can I go to the field with 4 fins on the body, when all the other guys have 5 fins and a logo? That must throw a lot more paint. He turns all purple and wants to talk about the DM4 that I had to have at one point. He must be a republican - something about depreciation or some such thing. It's like money didn't grow on trees when He was a kid.

    The only thing he told me that I can't seem to remember is to log off my AO account when I am done with the laptop.
  • DevilMan
    FeedBack is at my HomePage
    • Aug 2004
    • 2479

    #2


    maybe you should follow by example and start callin him sir as well..

    Perhaps that would get you that extra fin....



    And even if it don't, I'm sure he still wouldn't mind...

    I'll ask him next time I see him if he'd mind...

    And if your memory isn't the best then be careful when logging into other places out there...

    DM

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    • Eatem Alive
      Wait...What?
      • Aug 2003
      • 1150

      #3
      Wait...what?
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      • Steelrat
        I meant to...uh, nevermind
        • May 2003
        • 5375

        #4
        So, is it morally wrong to sleep with a mother and daughter? At the same time? And have them do, uh, things to each other?


        A site for gay and alternative lifestyles: www.zakvetter.com

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        • Eatem Alive
          Wait...What?
          • Aug 2003
          • 1150

          #5
          Originally posted by Steelrat
          So, is it morally wrong to sleep with a mother and daughter? At the same time? And have them do, uh, things to each other?
          Morals...Shmorals. If it was Ashley & Naomi Judd...well, I can dream can't I.
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          • Steelrat
            I meant to...uh, nevermind
            • May 2003
            • 5375

            #6
            Originally posted by Eatem Alive
            Morals...Shmorals. If it was Ashley & Naomi Judd...well, I can dream can't I.
            Would you settle for Wynonna Judd?


            A site for gay and alternative lifestyles: www.zakvetter.com

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            • Lohman446
              Useful posts: 7
              • Jun 2003
              • 9315

              #7
              Originally posted by Steelrat
              So, is it morally wrong to sleep with a mother and daughter? At the same time? And have them do, uh, things to each other?

              Mother/daughter - yes, it is morally wrong

              Twin sisters - no Thats ok
              "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. Its not" - Dr Suess

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              • sandfreestyle
                Registered User

                • Jan 2008
                • 1367

                #8
                Originally posted by Lohman446
                Mother/daughter - yes, it is morally wrong

                Twin sisters - no Thats ok
                Agreed

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                • Steelrat
                  I meant to...uh, nevermind
                  • May 2003
                  • 5375

                  #9
                  Prudes.


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                  • Eatem Alive
                    Wait...What?
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 1150

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Steelrat
                    Would you settle for Wynonna Judd?

                    :Shudders: Would you?!?




                    Hell no!
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                    • Steelrat
                      I meant to...uh, nevermind
                      • May 2003
                      • 5375

                      #11
                      Good, that was a test.

                      You passed.


                      A site for gay and alternative lifestyles: www.zakvetter.com

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                      • Aegis
                        To old for this
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 596

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Eatem Alive



                        PLUS







                        EQUALS




                        my feedback thread

                        It's EEEE-gis:

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                        • Eatem Alive
                          Wait...What?
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 1150

                          #13
                          Not even beer gogs can help that train wreck.
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                          • trevorjk
                            <S>WooLooLoo</S>
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 4324

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Eatem Alive
                            Not even beer gogs can help that train wreck.
                            maybe with 12-18 beers AND those beer goggles
                            t33kyboy "So if a cat is dropped from 11 inches, it will most likely die."

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                            • cyrus-the-virus
                              http://www.thepbforum.com/
                              • Feb 2006
                              • 1259

                              #15
                              Originally posted by trevorjk
                              maybe with 12-18 beers AND those beer goggles
                              I'd need 24..... 24 40's that is...

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