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  • Indignant

    #1

    My dad is the greatest

    I just wanted to tell everyone how much I appreciate all the support and wisdom that my dad has given me since we got into paintball. It wasn't always easy, given the influence of some folks we met *Cough*(Steelrat) at the field.

    It seems like just a little while ago that I was 5' tall with a crewcut, and Zak called my Dad "Sir". Now I am a strapping young man, and Zak still calls my Dad "Sir". That is a lot better than what Steelrat calls him. He isn't that into bikes, so I don't get the pedaphile reference at all.

    The only thing is, he gets a little bent when I talk about the latest Dye Matrix with a new milling pattern. I mean, how can I go to the field with 4 fins on the body, when all the other guys have 5 fins and a logo? That must throw a lot more paint. He turns all purple and wants to talk about the DM4 that I had to have at one point. He must be a republican - something about depreciation or some such thing. It's like money didn't grow on trees when He was a kid.

    The only thing he told me that I can't seem to remember is to log off my AO account when I am done with the laptop.
  • DevilMan
    FeedBack is at my HomePage
    • Aug 2004
    • 2479

    #2
    :rofl:

    maybe you should follow by example and start callin him sir as well..

    Perhaps that would get you that extra fin....

    :rofl:

    And even if it don't, I'm sure he still wouldn't mind...

    I'll ask him next time I see him if he'd mind...

    And if your memory isn't the best then be careful when logging into other places out there...

    DM

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    • Eatem Alive
      Wait...What?
      • Aug 2003
      • 1150

      #3
      Wait...what?
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      • Steelrat
        I meant to...uh, nevermind
        • May 2003
        • 5375

        #4
        So, is it morally wrong to sleep with a mother and daughter? At the same time? And have them do, uh, things to each other?


        A site for gay and alternative lifestyles: www.zakvetter.com

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        • Eatem Alive
          Wait...What?
          • Aug 2003
          • 1150

          #5
          Originally posted by Steelrat
          So, is it morally wrong to sleep with a mother and daughter? At the same time? And have them do, uh, things to each other?
          Morals...Shmorals. If it was Ashley & Naomi Judd...well, I can dream can't I.
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          • Steelrat
            I meant to...uh, nevermind
            • May 2003
            • 5375

            #6
            Originally posted by Eatem Alive
            Morals...Shmorals. If it was Ashley & Naomi Judd...well, I can dream can't I.
            Would you settle for Wynonna Judd?


            A site for gay and alternative lifestyles: www.zakvetter.com

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            • Lohman446
              Useful posts: 7
              • Jun 2003
              • 9315

              #7
              Originally posted by Steelrat
              So, is it morally wrong to sleep with a mother and daughter? At the same time? And have them do, uh, things to each other?

              Mother/daughter - yes, it is morally wrong

              Twin sisters - no Thats ok
              "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. Its not" - Dr Suess

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              • sandfreestyle
                Registered User

                • Jan 2008
                • 1367

                #8
                Originally posted by Lohman446
                Mother/daughter - yes, it is morally wrong

                Twin sisters - no Thats ok
                Agreed

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                • Steelrat
                  I meant to...uh, nevermind
                  • May 2003
                  • 5375

                  #9
                  Prudes.


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                  • Eatem Alive
                    Wait...What?
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 1150

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Steelrat
                    Would you settle for Wynonna Judd?

                    :Shudders: Would you?!?




                    Hell no!
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                    • Steelrat
                      I meant to...uh, nevermind
                      • May 2003
                      • 5375

                      #11
                      Good, that was a test.

                      You passed.


                      A site for gay and alternative lifestyles: www.zakvetter.com

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                      • Aegis
                        To old for this
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 596

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Eatem Alive



                        PLUS







                        EQUALS




                        my feedback thread

                        It's EEEE-gis:

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                        • Eatem Alive
                          Wait...What?
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 1150

                          #13
                          Not even beer gogs can help that train wreck.
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                          • trevorjk
                            <S>WooLooLoo</S>
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 4324

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Eatem Alive
                            Not even beer gogs can help that train wreck.
                            maybe with 12-18 beers AND those beer goggles
                            t33kyboy "So if a cat is dropped from 11 inches, it will most likely die."

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                            • cyrus-the-virus
                              http://www.thepbforum.com/
                              • Feb 2006
                              • 1259

                              #15
                              Originally posted by trevorjk
                              maybe with 12-18 beers AND those beer goggles
                              I'd need 24..... 24 40's that is...

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