The Joke Of The Month Contest!!!

[Swampy]

What did the Hurricane say to the Coconut Tree?


















Hold on to your nuts this isn't a regular blow job.

[babyface]

a blonde girl takes her a shirt to her neigborhood cleaners.
the chinese man behind the counter says " ooo you come again"
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no its toothpaste this time.

[Swampy]

no its toothpaste this time.

LOL :rofl: :rofl:

[mpsd]

Closed

[spadge67]

A fellow walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a drink. When the bartender sets his beer down the man takes a small box out of his pocket and opens it up. He reaches into the box and pulls out a little tiny piano, a small bench, and a little man in a tuxedo who is about 9 inches tall. When he sets the little man down he begins to play a beautiful piece by Mozart. The bartender says "OK, I'm impressed, where did you get it?

The man pulls a bottle out of his pocket and hands it to the bartender. "Go ahead, rub it once" the man says. The bartender rubs the bottle and a genie comes out, he says "I will grand you ONE wish, anything can be yours!" The bartender says "Hot damn! I want a million bucks!"

The genie says "IT SHALL BE DONE!" and disappears. About 20 minutes later a duck walks into the bar... then another...and another... an hour later the bar is stuffed full of ducks. Mad as a hornet the bartender stomps over to the man and says "I think your genie is deaf, I wanted a million BUCKS not a million DUCKS!" The man smiles and says "I know, do you think I wanted a 9 inch pianist?"

yuck yuck