Oh, that's our shortstop!

[Bang and Breach]

Third Base!

[kosmo]

Gotta a catcher?

[Bang and Breach]

Certainly.

[kosmo]

The catcher's name?

[Bang and Breach]

Today.

[kosmo]

Today, and tomorrow's pitching.

[Bang and Breach]

Now you've got it.

[kosmo]

All we got is a couple of days on the team.

[kosmo]

You know I'm a catcher too.

[Bang and Breach]

So they tell me.

[kosmo]

I get behind the plate to do some fancy catching, Tomorrow's pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up. Now the heavy hitter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me, being a good catcher, I'm gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?

[Bang and Breach]

Now that's the first thing you've said right.

[kosmo]

I don't even know what I'm talking about!

[Bang and Breach]

That's all you have to do.

[kosmo]

Is to throw the ball to first base.