Court Rules 5-2, Wisconsin Bans Necrophelia!

[trevorjk]

HAHA GOOO WISCONSIN! real sad part... 2 judges voted AGAINST banning sex with dead bodies. . . omg wtf bbq is all i gotta say

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25609866/

MADISON, Wis. - Wisconsin law bans sex with dead bodies, the state Supreme Court ruled Wednesday in reinstating charges against three men accused of digging up a corpse so one of them could have sex with it.

The court waded into the grisly case after lower court judges ruled nothing in state law banned necrophilia. Those decisions prompted public outrage and a push by a state lawmaker to make sex with a corpse a crime.

In Wednesday's 5-2 decision, the high court said Wisconsin law makes sex acts with dead people illegal because they are unable to give consent.

[DevilMan]

I love the reason.... "because they are unable to give consent" bwahhahahahaa....

wow!! Tax dollars at work there!!!

On the bright side that'd be an easy one to answer on who finished first.... well one would think...

DM

[Swampy]

That's up there with "Livestock has the right away on public roads"

[pmstc]

...nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Warwitch]

Oh, thats nice. Gay marrige is legal and corpse-humping is out. The Apocalypse must be nigh.

[paintball72]

...nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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[ThePixelGuru]

The law in Wisconsin had been murky, and two dissenting justices insisted Wednesday that lawmakers did not mean to ban necrophilia but to allow assault charges when someone was raped and then killed.

It wasn't that the two justices thought necrophillia should be leagal, they thought that particular law didn't prohibit it. Still, it's a sad day when we have to specify that digging up a corpse and having sex with it is illegal. Guess you really can't legislate common sense.

[pmstc]

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[Eagle]

hey, it's the serial killer capital of the world....

[gimp]

What if you got consent before the person died? Then can you have sex with the corpse?

[DevilMan]

What if you got consent before the person died? Then can you have sex with the corpse?

"And for the courts I would like to present the last will and testament of Ms. Jane Doe."

"I do hereby declare that my body after the time of my passing shall be used for any and all sexually deviant..... "

bwahhahahahahaaaa

BUT YOUR HONOR!!!!! I HAD HER PERMISSION!!!!



DM

[Avianrave]

Sorry to ask, but how badly decomposed was the dead body?

[thecavemankevin]

Sorry to ask, but how badly decomposed was the dead body?

why does it mater? what, do you have a time line of decay where you would find it acceptable ?


oh she's only a couple days after her expiration date...pass me the KY please

[snoopay700]

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In his defense they can't get pregnant

Anyway, it's sad when we have to decide whether this is legal or not, one would think that would be illegal from the start.

As for it being the serial killer capital, to be fair Ed Geen or however you spell it didn't have sex with the people he killed, i don't think...

[ThePixelGuru]

What if you got consent before the person died? Then can you have sex with the corpse?

My brother asked the same thing when I told him. As far as I can figure out, this particular application of the law hinges on the fact that a person can't consent once they're dead. If a person gave their express written consent before death to allow that after death, I don't think that law would apply.

Your local laws may vary. Hah!