Court Rules 5-2, Wisconsin Bans Necrophelia!

[Automagsam]

well dead girls don't scream.... just sayin is all... (moves to kentucky) jk jk jk

[MoeMag]

Okay, this happened to a girl who I know from riding horses. It has been a few years and apparently has turned into an urban legend around here. I told someone a few months ago, and were like... yeah I have heard that. Kinda took the wind outta my story... but anywhoo, I tell you this as a first hand witness and friend of the girl it happened to.

Well she, got a horrible rash on her face after spending the evening with this guy.

Well, she got one of her friends to take her to the hospital cause it was really bad within only a few hours...

it was some sort of bacteria that was attacking (eating) her flesh. Turns out it only comes from dead things... and they asked her a pretty interesting question... necro? she tells them what happened.

They call the cops and find the guy. Turns out he worked at a mortuary.

Yeah. He got in a lot of trouble, and the mortuary was sold to a big nation wide company.

[behemoth]

oh she's only a couple days after her expiration date...pass me the KY please

I lol'd at that one.

[Sudz]

its not necro if they're still warm

[trevorjk]

Sorry to ask, but how badly decomposed was the dead body?

[drg]

You guys should watch "Gift" starring Perry Farrell ...

[Automagsam]

Well a dead chick's parent's wouldn't have to worry about her getting pregnant, thats a good thing right?

[pmstc]

the name's buck. and im here to




eat cheerios.

[snoopay700]

Well a dead chick's parent's wouldn't have to worry about her getting pregnant, thats a good thing right?

I already touched on that one big guy.

As for you pmstc, she wasn't dead, she was in a coma, so it's only slightly worse than necrophilia.



And before i get called a perv, of course it's not worse, but both are still terrible.

[pmstc]

As for you pmstc, she wasn't dead, she was in a coma, so it's only slightly worse than necrophilia.

He THOUGHT she was dead, didnt he? I forget

[Drachen]

its not necro if they're still warm

YES

I can see someone actually putting up that argument lol.

[Avianrave]

Would it be necrophilia if say a person becomes clinically dead, someone has sex with that person, and then the person comes back to life by one of those miracles.

[pmstc]

Would it be necrophilia if say a person becomes clinically dead, someone has sex with that person, and then the person comes back to life by one of those miracles.

I don't think ANYONE is THAT good.

[snoopay700]

He THOUGHT she was dead, didnt he? I forget

I don't think so, i think he just thought she was easy game, but then again i forget too.

Oh, and you're wrong, I am that good, i just choose not to exercise it.

[gimp]

Would it be necrophilia if say a person becomes clinically dead, someone has sex with that person, and then the person comes back to life by one of those miracles.

What if you kill someone by having sex with them? Do you get to finish?