The Stupid Jokes Thread

[MikeCouves]

Everyone always wonders how god was created...

3 guys walk into a bar.
3 guys walk out of a bar drunk.
1 of the guys looks at a dog outside and says, "Look, god."

And it blasted off from there...

No offence to you god...lol.

[MagMan5446]

You canucks aren't very funny...

[J]

You canucks aren't very funny...

No, but that was!

[Panzerr]

this one will throw you a loop

What's the difference between an orange?


A telephone pole, becuase motorcycles don't have doors.

[StuDawggie]

Originally posted by giblit
omg these are all so corny

If you thought those were bad here's one that's even worse....

2 blondes walk into a building. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.
Think about it....
*I hear the room filling with groans now*

Okay now here's one that's even worse than that....

Christmas was going to be canceled last year due to an Rudolph being sick. But luckily at the last minute Olive the other reindeer came to the rescue. (Say it out loud and it will make sense)

[Exodus]

i shouldent tell this because my aunt and uncle are lawers.

Whats the difference between a lawer and a catfish?

Ones a yellow-belley scum sucking bottom feeder and the others a fish.

[StuDawggie]

LMFAO That was great...

[giblit]

Originally posted by StuDawggie

Christmas was going to be canceled last year due to an Rudolph being sick. But luckily at the last minute Olive the other reindeer came to the rescue. (Say it out loud and it will make sense) [/B]

i dont get it

[sbikeclix]

olive sounds like "all of"- yknow, they made a story about olive, the other reindeer(who was actually a dog)- i wonder if the book was based off of that joke...

[dave_p]

horse walks into a bar
the bartender turns looks at the horse and says
so, why the long face

a zen buddhist approaches a hot dog cart
and says to the vendor
make me one with everything

[Zumina]

from Femmes:
A young man, hired by a paintball proshop, reported for his first day of work. The owner greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a pro player!" the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I'll show you how."


A woman, a poor man, and a paintballer went to a pub for a beer. When the draft was delivered they each noticed a fly floating on top. The woman pushed her drink away in disgust. 'I can't drink something so gross!' The poor man shrugged and picked the fly out of his beer. He then proceeded to drink it. The paintballer was very disturbed. He picked the fly up, shaking it and yelled, 'Spit it out you bastard! Spit it out!'

[ramirezdad]

What's the difference between a waitress and a 57 chevy?
Not everyone's had a 57 chevy.

[Zumina]

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Now that's just low