Joke Thread

[MiCRoFooL]

[BTAutoMag]

Originally posted by MiCRoFooL
How Long is a Chinaman?

Yes.

i dont get it and i love the cat carrier

[Jonno06]

lol,i dont get it either....

[obsolete898]

Like Howlong is the guys name.

[MiCRoFooL]

Yeah, like:

Micheal Jordan is a basketball player?

Yes.

[giblit]

Religeous jokes not allowed...

cphilip

[boss_automager]

th poopie list is funny and same with chinese

[~Backdraft~]

I got that poopie list on a poster...except it says shi* list.

[BTAutoMag]

Why did the baby cross the road?
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Because he was stapled to the chicken.

[HoppysMag]

ok the poopie list was funny... but u butchered the staple one.

the one i know is

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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To get to the other side.

Why did the squirle cross the road?
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Becuase he was stapled to the chicken.

Gun control means being able to drop a hippy at 200 yards.

[HoppysMag]

FUNNY BUMPER STICKER TIME!!!!!! IRS, we got what it takes, to take what you got....







HE WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST
HONK IF ANYTHING FALLS OFF
DARE to keep cops off donuts
I DO WHATEVER MY RICE KRISPIES TELL ME TO
I never worry when I get lost... I just change where I want to go.
If Pro is the oppiset of con. Whats the oppiset of progress? Congress?
MONTANA - AT LEAST THE COWS ARE SANE

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

* Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

* If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

* What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

* Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

* Join the Marines, go to distant exotic lands, meet new and unusual people, and kill them.
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. thats my new line !


A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!

He who lives in a glass house, should change in the basement

Hops62: Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Passionate kiss like spider's web soon lead to undoing of fly.

I brake for no "apperant" reason Works better with the F bomb.

But wait theres more!
24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... coincidence?
3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

98% of all statistics are made up.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

"Procrastinators Unite!...Tommorow"
"The more people i meet, the more i like my dog"
"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
"Happiness is a belt-fed weapon"
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
"It isnt paranoia, they ARE out to get you."
"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"
"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!"
"It's lonely at the top, but you eat better."
"We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse."
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy."
"i souport publik edukasion"
"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
"3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'...till you can find a rock."
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
A day without sunshine is like, night.

[boss_automager]

^^^^^^^^^How long did it take you to post all that?

[HoppysMag]

about 10 seconds.... Thank god for cut and copy..... i think il remove them... it takes up too much room

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Yo mama's so smelly, even dogs won't sniff her crotch.
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Yo' mama so ugly, when two men broke into her house and she yelled, ''RRRRAAAAAPPPEEEE'' and they yelled ''NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOO!''

'Yo mama is so old, her breasts give powdered milk
Jokes:
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up.

The blonde asked inquisitively, "How do you give shoulders?"

[HoppysMag]

A good friend will bail you out of jail. while your best friend will be siting next to you goin That was F-ing AWSOME!!!! "