Stanley Cup Playoffs 2002

[ShooterJM]

Alright Dinger Fans and Avalanche Fans! We all tell jokes about the other team, post some! Toronto and Carolina fans feel free to join in as well! Let's keep em good natured and edited though, k?

Ahem, I'll start.



Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Denver suburb, when one of the boys is viciously attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, wedges it down into the dog's collar and twists, immobilizing, stunning and rendering the dog unconscious. A reporter who was passing by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.

He starts writing in his notebook, "Young Avalanche Fan Saves Friend From Brutal Dog Attack."

"But I'm not an Avalanche fan," the little hero said. The reporter replied, "Sorry but since we are in Denver, I just assumed you were". He starts over ... "Little Bronco Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack."

The boy stopped him again saying, "I'm not a Bronco fan, either". "Well," said the reporter, "I assumed everyone in Denver was either for the Avalanche or the Broncos." "What team DO you root for?"

The boy replies, "I'm a Red Wings fan". The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook: "Little @#$! From Detroit Kills Beloved Family Dog!"

[RoadDawg]

Dude I'm not dumping my girl cause she won't let me watch one game. Hell she plays paintball with me for cryin out loud. It was ok to miss the one game. OH well. Was the game good?

[pntblr2k]

game was great the avs kicked some good old ***. hasek "the count" couldnt do it. I HATE THE RED WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!

[StuDawggie]

Originally posted by RoadDawg
Hell she plays paintball with me for cryin out loud. It was ok to miss the one game. OH well. Was the game good?

Okay then for missing one game that's acceptable (any more and you may want to reconsider), plus she plays pball (always a bonus). She sounds like a keeper then. As for the game being good, not really. The final score shoulda been 3-1 Av's. Roy gave detroit 2 goals that he shouldn't have. I'll give Colorado props on bringing their A game to the Joe. If they can play that way for the rest of the series, Colorado has a good chance to win the cup.

[ShooterJM]

Yeah, was kinda nice to see the avs bail Roy out for once.

Sooner or later you have to think the goalies will have to steal a game though.

[Thordic]

Carolina is up 2-1 in the series, I'm tellin ya, they are gonna make it to the finals, and don't rule them out for the cup!!!

[StuDawggie]

Okay since we're going with jokes bashing the other team, here's one for ya....

Sackic, and Roy walk into a building... You would've thought that one of them wouldhave seen it...

[ShooterJM]

Originally posted by StuDawggie
Okay since we're going with jokes bashing the other team, here's one for ya....

Sackic, and Roy walk into a building... You would've thought that one of them wouldhave seen it...

Heheeheheh not bad!

Oh man I was reading the actual stats of that last game to try to confirm my suspcions. I did.

Sakic, Forsberg, Tanguay and Reinprecht COMBINED took 2 shots. The whole game. Someone needs to remind them it's far far easier to score if you SHOOT...THE....##%$! PUCK!

[wyn1370]

so ah hey there avs fans. how bout that game on wed? goota suck to loose the first game at home. oh well it's gonna suck worse when they loose the next one too.
(note: the preceeding has been complete smack talk)

[ShooterJM]

Originally posted by wyn1370
so ah hey there avs fans. how bout that game on wed? goota suck to loose the first game at home. oh well it's gonna suck worse when they loose the next one too.
(note: the preceeding has been complete smack talk)

hehehe no worries, can't believe some no name hack swede scored the goal though.

[wyn1370]

that just goes to show how great roy (said waaaaaaaa, how the heck do you get that) really is.

[wyn1370]

A Red Wings fan, An Avs fan and a Devils fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, and the Sheik decided they could only be released after
receiving 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said,
"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The Avs fan was first in line, so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. He had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain. The Devils fan was next up, and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Devils fan out crying like a little girl. The Wings fan was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, "You support the greatest team in history, your supporters are some of the best and most loyal hockey fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes," the Wings fan replies. "Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave, "the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asks. "Tie the Avs fan to my back."

[ShooterJM]

Originally posted by wyn1370
that just goes to show how great roy (said waaaaaaaa, how the heck do you get that) really is.

hehehe actually I blame it on skoula. Guy's been playing like crap. That's the 3rd or 4th goal that's gone in off of his shinpads. He needs to learn to actually block the shot or ge the heck out of the way.



That joke is hilarious man!

[StuDawggie]

Originally posted by ShooterJM



Sakic, Forsberg, Tanguay and Reinprecht COMBINED took 2 shots. The whole game. Someone needs to remind them it's far far easier to score if you SHOOT...THE....##%$! PUCK!

Hey shooter, You sound like a detroit fan during the Vancouver series when the crowd was chanting shoot the puck. You Av fans may want to try that. Sure as hell could hurt your team, to try a shot. What were the final shots on goal totals? oh that's right 42-21 Detroit.

[pntblr2k]

heres a joke for you all dudes


A Red Wings fan, An Avs fan and a Devils fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, and the Sheik decided they could only be released after
receiving 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said,
"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The Wings fan was first in line, so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. He had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain. The Devils fan was next up, and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Devils fan out crying like a little girl. The Avs fan was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, "You support the greatest team in history, your supporters are some of the best and most loyal hockey fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes," the Avs fan replies. "Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave, "the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asks. "Tie the Wings fan to my back."

I hate the Red Wings!!!!!!!!! Red Wings Suck!!!!!!!!
go avs wwwwooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh yeah avs!!!!!!!!