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  • SprayingMango
    i cant wait to blog this
    • Feb 2002
    • 4557

    #16
    Curtis: "So what gun do you shoot?"
    "chh... I dunno..."

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    • CaPoEiRa
      Registered User
      • Feb 2002
      • 3312

      #17
      Gunga: "ooooops"

      you had to be there

      clareb.com

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      • pito189
        viking
        • Oct 2001
        • 2093

        #18
        Originally posted by HoppysMag
        A good friend will bail you out of jail while your best friend will be sitting nex to you going "That was AWESOME!!!"
        LOL ain't that the truth. Jack Handy is hillrious.
        Last edited by Army; 08-13-2002, 08:06 AM.
        Old School Baller
        Have a Viking, still miss my X-Mag

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        • Jonno06
          AKA Jon-no wang
          • Jan 2002
          • 4392

          #19
          ..A good friend will bail you out of jail while your best friend will be sitting next to you going "That was AWESOME!!!" ...

          that is by far the best one ever..

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          • bigsarge72
            15yrsandstillgoingstrong
            • Jul 2002
            • 149

            #20
            There's nothing sadder than seeing a family get torn apart...
            by a pack of wild dogs! - Jack Handy

            sarge
            When that eight foot tall goon is tapping the back of your favorite head against the wall, and asks, "Have you paid your dues?"...You tell him what old Jack Burton tells him...You tell him, "The checks in the mail".

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            • HoppysMag
              Hoppy's en Fuego!!!
              • Oct 2001
              • 3494

              #21
              LOL!!!!
              There's nothing sadder than seeing a family get torn apart...
              "You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." -John Morley

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              • magman007
                I <3 my Penis
                • Jun 2001
                • 7579

                #22



                Originally posted by Tom in reffrence to a post saying he acted like my dad...
                "That's right!
                WHO'S YOUR DADDY!!"
                ALL QUIT AND NO GO!!! Team Icky Forest-Shatnerball 2003!!!
                www.tunamart.com
                DONT SUPPORT HYPOCRITICAL MISSLEAD YOUTH, BOYCOTT HK

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                • FutureMagOwner
                  Registered User
                  • Dec 2001
                  • 3354

                  #23
                  SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB!

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                  • StuDawggie
                    Cigar Smokin' Paintballer
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 434

                    #24
                    "I feel bully" Teddy Roosevelt (1901)
                    "It's better to be pissed off than pissed on" my dad (today)

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                    • rhetor22
                      Mag Lover (not that way)
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 1207

                      #25
                      "dude, just shut the !#@$ up"


                      My truck is louder than yours. A lot louder.

                      Good Traders: JT2002, LawFox32, Gizmolax32

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                      • rhetor22
                        Mag Lover (not that way)
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 1207

                        #26
                        don't get your panties in a bunch


                        My truck is louder than yours. A lot louder.

                        Good Traders: JT2002, LawFox32, Gizmolax32

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                        • N8DOG
                          Registered User
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 157

                          #27
                          "its a thing of mind over matter, if you dont mind then it doesnt matter"- Me
                          What was the best thing BEFORE sliced Bread?

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                          • GreasyPigeon
                            Registered User
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 698

                            #28
                            george carlin

                            this is how to keep people on ther toes.
                            go in to a barbe shop and ask to get your pubs bleached.
                            go in to a gun store and buy a gun and some ammo and then ask the clerk if he has any ski mask.
                            this one is for when you are driving.
                            when driving on the free way pull up to someones car and start yell pull over and when the pull over speed off.
                            this one is for when you ever get pulled over my s cop.
                            tell the cop that he is a public servent and tell him to get you a glass of water. - george carlin
                            Use a table to get it smaller in over all hight

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                            • HoppysMag
                              Hoppy's en Fuego!!!
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 3494

                              #29
                              The mere concept of a flame thrower meant that at some point some one said " you know i would like to light those people over there on fire but im just not close enough to get the job done"- i think george carlin
                              "You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." -John Morley

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                              • dio91
                                Boomshakalaka Boom
                                • Dec 2001
                                • 386

                                #30
                                "Don't count your chickens before they hatch, they might come out retarded." -Pat Marro

                                "The key to life is not sucking" -Austin Johnson

                                "Don't put it out with your boots Ted!" "Ah, don't tell me my business woman! Ahggg, it's pooop again!" "AHAHAHA he called the s@%t poop!" -Billy Madison

                                "And when your done with that I want you to pick up all your lacrosse garb" "Garb? Is that a direct insult?" -My friend and his mom talking

                                "God made alcohol so the Irish wouldn't take over the world."

                                The first two are friends. Might have more later.

                                dio
                                Last edited by dio91; 08-18-2002, 06:58 PM.

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