Curtis: "So what gun do you shoot?"
"chh... I dunno..."
"chh... I dunno..."
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LOL ain't that the truth. Jack Handy is hillrious.Originally posted by HoppysMag
A good friend will bail you out of jail while your best friend will be sitting nex to you going "That was AWESOME!!!"Last edited by Army; 08-13-2002, 08:06 AM.Old School Baller
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..A good friend will bail you out of jail while your best friend will be sitting next to you going "That was AWESOME!!!" ...
that is by far the best one ever..
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There's nothing sadder than seeing a family get torn apart...
by a pack of wild dogs! - Jack Handy
sargeWhen that eight foot tall goon is tapping the back of your favorite head against the wall, and asks, "Have you paid your dues?"...You tell him what old Jack Burton tells him...You tell him, "The checks in the mail".
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LOL!!!!There's nothing sadder than seeing a family get torn apart..."You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." -John Morley
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Originally posted by Tom in reffrence to a post saying he acted like my dad...
"That's right!
WHO'S YOUR DADDY!!"
ALL QUIT AND NO GO!!! Team Icky Forest-Shatnerball 2003!!!
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DONT SUPPORT HYPOCRITICAL MISSLEAD YOUTH, BOYCOTT HK
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SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB!
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"I feel bully" Teddy Roosevelt (1901)
"It's better to be pissed off than pissed on" my dad (today)Comment
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"dude, just shut the !#@$ up"
My truck is louder than yours. A lot louder.
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don't get your panties in a bunch
My truck is louder than yours. A lot louder.
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"its a thing of mind over matter, if you dont mind then it doesnt matter"- MeWhat was the best thing BEFORE sliced Bread?Comment
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george carlin
this is how to keep people on ther toes.
go in to a barbe shop and ask to get your pubs bleached.
go in to a gun store and buy a gun and some ammo and then ask the clerk if he has any ski mask.
this one is for when you are driving.
when driving on the free way pull up to someones car and start yell pull over and when the pull over speed off.
this one is for when you ever get pulled over my s cop.
tell the cop that he is a public servent and tell him to get you a glass of water.
- george carlin
Use a table to get it smaller in over all hight
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The mere concept of a flame thrower meant that at some point some one said " you know i would like to light those people over there on fire but im just not close enough to get the job done"- i think george carlin"You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." -John Morley
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"Don't count your chickens before they hatch, they might come out retarded." -Pat Marro
"The key to life is not sucking" -Austin Johnson
"Don't put it out with your boots Ted!" "Ah, don't tell me my business woman! Ahggg, it's pooop again!" "AHAHAHA he called the s@%t poop!" -Billy Madison
"And when your done with that I want you to pick up all your lacrosse garb" "Garb? Is that a direct insult?" -My friend and his mom talking
"God made alcohol so the Irish wouldn't take over the world."
The first two are friends. Might have more later.
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