wal-mart pranks

[BrEaKcYcLe]

1. goto the speaker fone, pick it up, and yell things into it...i've yelled creud things into it.
2. goto the audio section, bring a CD that has absolutely terrible music, and BLAST IT on the most expensive stereo out there.
3. smash the food on the shelve.


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[ronron2112]

uhhhhhhhh..... well if you dont wanna go to jail, you can always ask to see that lil yellow guy who claims to roll back the prices...

[zbody]

Man how immature can you be. Vandalism and public disturbance. If you are going to do a prank at least make it funny. Be a little more creative.

[BTAutoMag]

oh u missed the best one. look at the employee phones. LOOK AT THEM, look to see what the extension for the PA system is (it should be on the phone) then walk out the store, to home, and call up the store. you ll get the front desk or whatever, say the following

"Hi this is phil from electronics, we gotta little problem here with the phones, couldya transfer us to department 144? "

assuming 144 is the extension for the PA system. well then you now have control over the whole PA system, you can say anything you want, and the best part is, in most stores they cant cut y ou off, you can play satanic messges over it for hours at a time. and theyll think its some kid in the store! its so great

[BrEaKcYcLe]

there's a bigger wal mart thread on pbr

[pbstu]

check the anarchist cookbook, some good ones in there.




stu.

[BTAutoMag]

oooo i got one

supplie you need:
4 feet of toilet paper
roll of tape
chocolate syrup

at home crumple up the toliet paper and dab some chocolate on it. smear till it looks... convincing. pocket the roll of tape. let it dry a little in the car on the way there. when you get to where ever youre going go directly to the bathroom with the "soiled" paper hidden in your fist. when you get in the bathroom take the tape and uncrumple the paper into the 4 foot strip it was. tape to the bottom of your shoe. procced to shop around the store looking CASUAL! dont look at the paper. when someone points it out say:

"ewwwwwwww, thats discusting. could you get that for me?"

[Artic Flame]

haha my bro used to work at this place called Finest it is just like wal-mart and he got one of those shirts that they wear you know the ones that say the store name on the front and on the back it says "i am at your service". well my bro quit the job and he kept the t-shirt and what i wont to do is wear this t-shirt go to the store and pretend i work there and do all kinds of stuff like go in the back where shoppers are not allowed and when people ask you for help tell them no i am busy putting the suop cans in order

[InfinatyBPS]

Walk in store, get a cart, get 5 bottles of chocolate surup and a few glass bottles of some kind of drink, get some super glue and stick it in your back pocket. goto the paintball department, bring about 4 carts, and squirt a perimitar around the department, and then throw the glass bottles around the perimiter and let them smash, then surround yourself with filled carts, then load up some spyders with VL paintballs and get a quick change co2 adaptor from a stingray or something and grab a 25 pack of co2 cartriges, then start unloading on everything in sight, and when someone starts to come to see whats going on, toss some goggles to them and say put those on or die and if they refuse shoot them in the leg with your spyder or BE gun, then say, "go ahead, make my day", then they will proceed to put them on. Then start to unload on that guy and then say muahahahah realy loud. Then you get another spyder, put on a BE harness with some VL pods, and toss some co2 cartriges in your pockets, and then load up another spyder, and get a nice BB gun like a gamo or a nice Crossman pistol and load it up bring extra clips and pellets and then stick that in your back of your pants then get out of the perimitor by driving the full cart out and try not to slip or step or fall on glass... then put the guy u shot up in the cart and push him back into the perimitor... and say, "LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER*BREATHE HARD*" then Go and bust out your akimbo spyders and start unloading on them. then work your way to the front door, and pull out the gamo and heist the money in the registers, then run out the door, and shoot out any cameras you see, then when you get out the door super glue all the doors shut, and go around the building and glue all the doors shut then drive home free, and you have a couple new spiders, some extra paintballs, a nice Gamo BB gun and some extra Co2 cartrigas for your next visit to wally world...





PS: Yes, I am a sick twisted bastard, and if I found I only had 24 hours to live I would do this... and yes I was so excited while writing this, because i have thought it many times but never told anyone, that my spelling is horrible...

[TigerMan]

Originally posted by BTAutoMag
oh u missed the best one. look at the employee phones. LOOK AT THEM, look to see what the extension for the PA system is (it should be on the phone) then walk out the store, to home, and call up the store. you ll get the front desk or whatever, say the following

"Hi this is phil from electronics, we gotta little problem here with the phones, couldya transfer us to department 144? "

assuming 144 is the extension for the PA system. well then you now have control over the whole PA system, you can say anything you want, and the best part is, in most stores they cant cut y ou off, you can play satanic messges over it for hours at a time. and theyll think its some kid in the store! its so great

I'm pretty sure Wal-Mart is not so cheap that their security wouldn't have some form of caller id. Besides, I'm not sure the whole thing would work, it may be a closed line or something.

[SlipknotX556]

Use the security camera to pick your nose.
Hide in a clothes rack and when someone is going to pick a shirt say "Pick me Pick me."

[subbeh]

Originally posted by TigerMan


I'm pretty sure Wal-Mart is not so cheap that their security wouldn't have some form of caller id. Besides, I'm not sure the whole thing would work, it may be a closed line or something.

He's right. This will only work in older walmarts. I have friends who worked at our old walmart and I did it on multiple occassions, but at the new super-walmart it will not work.

[Jonno06]

JON!!!!!!

lol..dude..

'pick me! pick me!' haha slipknot...thats great...

i like to drive around in those carts for the old people...me and my friendy 'indy' race with them

[WickeDKlowN]

1. Take a bottle of orang juice, and poke a hole in the bottom then walk to the bathroom.
2. Throw condoms in ppl's carts when they arnt looking.

[BajaBoy]

haha some funny stuff here, try playing marko polo.. or do what this kid did.. skate around the store and wait for the manager comes out and calles the cops bc u wont leave lol..