wal-mart pranks

[gamarada717]

There's a bomb threat at my wal mart at least 4 times a week. And last thanksgiving somebody let 3 goats loose in the store, and on their side they painted 1,2, and 4. Amazingly, no one had had that prank pulled on them before, and they spent all day looking for number 3, until finally they shut the store down and posted employees on every isle and realised what had happened. Stupid prank, but when people fall for it, it's great. :)

[UltimatePaintballer]

already did this with snoogans

find a little kid and start playing with him and then just look at him in a weir way and run. if your lucky the kid might start crying and run to his mom like ours did. then follow him around the store and poke our head out for a second so he can see you then hide again. the mom thinks the kid is going crazy

or turn the volume on the radios all the way up when they are off and just wait for someone to turn them on.

take the maxim magizines and open to the most unclothed girl(do to all of them) and display on the magizine rack

[DWOOD]

or you can run around the store with a mask and G-String on

[.bolink]

Well my brother used to work and still has his badge...which has the codes on the back and here they are so you can have fun:

White= Accident
Blue= Bomb
Red= Fire
Black= Weather
Green= Hostage
Orange= Chemical
Adam= Missing Child
Brown= Shooting Situation

Do with these as you wish!

[cris8762]

wow,

i'm getting on the PA and calmly saying "All managers please report to Automotive, Code Red, Code Red"

[Lopy-slopy]

Hey TNS2k2, I live in ontario, give me the location of where you work and I can be their on the weekend.

[psycoclown414]

i once wanted to check out a video camera befoer buying it so i constantly was asking for some help in choosing one that was cheap and easy to use.. after about 3 minutes i got frustrated and decided to just see for myself, so i picked up one of the cameras and an alarm went off. I guess it wasn't like best buy, ... try it before you buy it.

[gamarada717]

lol...I was trying on a jacket at Banana Republic yesterday, and all of their cloths have alarm things on them. When I put the jacket on, the clip for the alarm fell off, which told them that I was actually stealing something. A security guard came running in with his nite stick and I was just standing there in horror. Scared me out of buying the jacket though, so at least I didn't spend all of my money. :)

[Matt_mg]

I work as a part-time slave at a grocery store, for my final day at work im planning a swordfight with one of my friends... I'm gonna get back to that jackass I'm forced to call boss for now...

[pbzmag]

Originally posted by TheFlamingKoosh
64. Get boxes of condoms and randomly slip them into peoples' carts when they aren't paying attention.

Didn't do that in a store but did that at my old job when it went bankrupt, it was a medical provider. When me and my coworkers were recovering computers at various locations, we occationally found some boxed comdoms and put them in others jackets that werer lying around. We even sometimes find an occational Viagra, which also brings good laughs, especially when they find them when eating lunch at a retaurant.

[PyRo]

This is about to die, we cannot let that happen just yet :)

[circus5]

Fun with tools

Go to a walmart that employs "secret shoppers" (most of them do). Start acting nervous and keep putting your hands in your jacket or pockets. Inevitably one of these tools will start following you around. try to evade him while acting casual, he WILL follow. String him along as long as it amuses you, then start following him. when this bores you walk up to him and inform him that he is not nearly sneaky enough and that hes not cut out for the job.

[ScatterPlot]

I was in Home Depot one time kinda late one night after a movie getting something small, a wrench or something I think. I was in the little tool-corral thingy and we were there for like 5 mins looking at the wrenches finding what we wanted. A worker there came up to us and asked "if we needed any help", like thats what he wanted to know. But anyways for a prank you can ask the Automotive section how many sheets of sandpaper you can use to fill your sandbox, what the best kind is, and how to extract it.

[FalconGuy016]

Originally posted by .bolink
Well my brother used to work and still has his badge...which has the codes on the back and here they are so you can have fun:

White= Accident
Blue= Bomb
Red= Fire
Black= Weather
Green= Hostage
Orange= Chemical
Adam= Missing Child
Brown= Shooting Situation

Do with these as you wish!

Wow... those are a little extreme lol!!

[walker2287]

I work as a part-time slave at a grocery store, for my final day at work im planning a swordfight with one of my friends... I'm gonna get back to that jackass I'm forced to call boss for now...

someone had a sword fight at my work (mcdonalds) a long time ago. one of them puntured a 20 gallon thing of grease for the fry vats. i bet that was fun cleaning up. btw this person was fired after only working a week. that mostly had to do with his flinging eggs at cars in drive thru.
someone else blew up the dumpster once when he stuck his cig in a canister that the gas station left in the dumpster (the canister was filled with kerosene) lol