wal-mart pranks

[goat]

Can you say Felony!!

Originally posted by cris8762
wow,

i'm getting on the PA and calmly saying "All managers please report to Automotive, Code Red, Code Red"

Can you say felony, jail time, large fines!

ya'll are taking this to far, the thread was funny to read at first, now its getting down right scary....you got people following young children around the store and scaring the crap out of them and this guy getting on the PA and reporting a fire that isnt there,
let's say one of your relatives homes was burning down....but the fire department was all the way across town looking for a fire in the chemical filled automotive department of a crowded store. Not funny!

[FalconGuy016]

Re: Can you say Felony!!

Originally posted by goat


Can you say felony, jail time, large fines!

ya'll are taking this to far, the thread was funny to read at first, now its getting down right scary....you got people following young children around the store and scaring the crap out of them and this guy getting on the PA and reporting a fire that isnt there,
let's say one of your relatives homes was burning down....but the fire department was all the way across town looking for a fire in the chemical filled automotive department of a crowded store. Not funny!

No, it was just create a mad rush to the automotive section. No one will know what a code red was except the employees. A fire alarm would not be set off without actual comformation (visual, smell, etc) or if an alarm is triggered. They will not call the fire department on what they hear on PA.

[KornKamp02]

Some of these are a bit extreme but I will do the stereo thing, the secret shopper thing, and probably the alarm clock thing but the other ones are too extreme and could egt me in trouble.

[EsPo]

Don't hate wal-mart...


Zip up hoodie + flannel jacket + 4 pairs of boxers + beanie + shocktarts + 'koolers' gum = 30$.

[KornKamp02]

Originally posted by EsPo
Don't hate wal-mart...


Zip up hoodie + flannel jacket + 4 pairs of boxers + beanie + shocktarts + 'koolers' gum = 30$.

Hell yes. I LOVE wal-mart the only thing I ahte about it is it's need to sell all the good cds edited. I just like pranks more .


Hood + Hoodie + 2 Slim Jims = $21.73

[cris8762]

just so you guys know, i would never do that, i'm too big of a wuss

[f3rr3+]

^^ LMAO

[rehme]

alright dont know if this has posted yet have not read threw all of them but,

ask to see a gun and start kinda of aim not at ppl and say this should work. o yeah were are the anti depressants at.

ok this one has to be the funniest one and meanest but grap a box of condoms and look for a old lady and kinda bump into her and let it in her cart and when she gets to the check out and she will say those arent mine.

omg it is so funny to watch

or you can get some friends and play walmart tag. they will call sucurity and follow you around.

[rehme]

o i got another one

when they push the items up on the shelfs so you can see it push them back it makes them mad

[GhillieGuy]

Originally posted by InfinatyBPS
Walk in store, get a cart, get 5 bottles of chocolate surup and a few glass bottles of some kind of drink, get some super glue and stick it in your back pocket. goto the paintball department, bring about 4 carts, and squirt a perimitar around the department, and then throw the glass bottles around the perimiter and let them smash, then surround yourself with filled carts, then load up some spyders with VL paintballs and get a quick change co2 adaptor from a stingray or something and grab a 25 pack of co2 cartriges, then start unloading on everything in sight, and when someone starts to come to see whats going on, toss some goggles to them and say put those on or die and if they refuse shoot them in the leg with your spyder or BE gun, then say, "go ahead, make my day", then they will proceed to put them on. Then start to unload on that guy and then say muahahahah realy loud. Then you get another spyder, put on a BE harness with some VL pods, and toss some co2 cartriges in your pockets, and then load up another spyder, and get a nice BB gun like a gamo or a nice Crossman pistol and load it up bring extra clips and pellets and then stick that in your back of your pants then get out of the perimitor by driving the full cart out and try not to slip or step or fall on glass... then put the guy u shot up in the cart and push him back into the perimitor... and say, "LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER*BREATHE HARD*" then Go and bust out your akimbo spyders and start unloading on them. then work your way to the front door, and pull out the gamo and heist the money in the registers, then run out the door, and shoot out any cameras you see, then when you get out the door super glue all the doors shut, and go around the building and glue all the doors shut then drive home free, and you have a couple new spiders, some extra paintballs, a nice Gamo BB gun and some extra Co2 cartrigas for your next visit to wally world...





PS: Yes, I am a sick twisted bastard, and if I found I only had 24 hours to live I would do this... and yes I was so excited while writing this, because i have thought it many times but never told anyone, that my spelling is horrible...

That wasnt the least bit funny at all..

[KornKamp02]

Originally posted by GhillieGuy


That wasnt the least bit funny at all..

That's why noone replied to that when he posted it.

[Sooky]

Originally posted by rehme
when they push the items up on the shelfs so you can see it push them back it makes them mad

AAAGG!! I hate that! A while back I used to work at a Canadian Tire store (Like Walmart, but more sports/ garden/ seasonal/ hardware/ automotive orientated) and we were always facing (bringing items to the front of the shelf). I used to hate it how some customers would come in and handle every freaking package in the aisle!. Christmas lights were the worst!
My experiences:
1) One time, every couple days for about 3 weeks I would walk into the fishing aisle, and somebody had flipped up/pushed back every lure/sinker/etc so I had to go through and re-face every package.

2) Another time, a group of kids ~age 16/17 came in and asked me if they could "test-drive" the riding lawnmowers. When I told them "no" they looked at me like I was the idiot: "So what? How do people know what their getting then "? 5 minutes later they were outside pushing each other around on them in neutral.

3) A million other detailed questions only an expert would know, posed to a couldn't-care-less college student working for minimum wage who hated his job.

Glad I'm outta there.

[PyRo]

Fill up like 5 carts with stuff, checkout then say oh my wallet is in my other pants and walk away