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  • 1stdeadeye
    Still around????
    • Jun 2002
    • 8501

    #1

    I hate my Sister-In-Law Thread!!

    My Sister-in-law is Satan!!!!!!

    I hate her so much.

    My brother and I are real tight and she is a rhymes with witch .

    I have 2 little ones and a great wife. I was recently promoted to Vice-President at the bank where I work. It came with a real nice bonus. Well my wife has not had a real vacation in 3 years. I travel all the time. I wanted to take her away to the Carribean. Well someone has to watch the kids. My Mom says okay just give her the dates. I tell her to block the 1st week of December. My wife turns 30 on the 5th of December. My Travel Agent finds me a great deal on Porta Punta but tells me to wait until September to book it. I have been telling my whole family that I wanted to suprise my wife with this trip for her birthday!
    I call my Mom this morning (MY BIRTHDAY ) to confirm everything. She tells me that My Sister-In-Hell already asked her a few weeks ago and that they had purchased their tickets to Paris. I love my neice, she is my God-Daughter and my Bro. I hate the @itch. She knew and even asked my Mom if she had heard from me!
    The reason this is a big deal is that my family is in DC and I am in Jersey!!!!! My oldest goes to school now and my Mom can't be in both places.

    Now I may have to reschedule for our anniversary and this means I'll mis AO SC.

    Am I wrong for wanting to whack her?!?
  • Blennidae
    an epileptic hummingbird
    • Nov 2001
    • 1920

    #2
    well...

    You did state "She knew and even asked my Mom if she had heard from me!". She might have been asking if you had confirmed you plans. For whatever reason your mom told her no, so she asked her for that time.

    Sounds like a miscommunication issue, not something she did intentionally to screw up your plans.

    Just my opinion...

    P.S. Happy Birthday

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    • cphilip
      Former Moderator

      • Jun 2026
      • 16216

      #3
      Re: I hate my Sister-In-Law Thread!!

      Originally posted by 1stdeadeye
      Now I may have to reschedule for our anniversary and this means I'll mis AO SC.

      Am I wrong for wanting to whack her?!?
      Whack the heck outa her!!!!! Miss AO SC DAY!!!! is she nuts!!!!!

      Hey wait a minute! ...I bet the Little lady would love a tour of South Carolina in the Fall!!!

      The Moutains Views...Waterfalls...Fall Leaves....Ripe Crisp Apples....Charelston Carriage rides...Antebellum Mansions...sc ao day...Sandy beaches....Quaint Country Inns....the Biltmore Estate and Gardens...Hey..... Hmmm....


      AGD, where we are so good we can do it with only ONE tube!

      cphilip.com

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      • 1stdeadeye
        Still around????
        • Jun 2002
        • 8501

        #4
        I didn't want to type a life story.

        Thanks for the idea CPhillip, but she wants the beach and a tropical drink in her hand at an all inclusive resort.

        My Sister-In-Law was trying to beat me to my Mom. It was not a miscommunication. My mother, God bless her has a poor memory, so I reminded her over Labor Day at the beach house. While in OC, I told my brother and sister-in-hell that everything was lined up. No, that cold hearted @itch got to my Mom and tricked her. I can't ask my brother to cancel as he has paid, and all I did was put down a deposit.

        It was intentional.

        I did mention that she was Satan.

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        • Xen

          #5
          tell your wife about your trip and she will say "Screw paris" thats cause your trip is better. heh that sucks tho she does seem like a female dog.

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          • shartley
            paintball player
            • Mar 2001
            • 9169

            #6
            Re: I didn't want to type a life story.

            Originally posted by 1stdeadeye
            I did mention that she was Satan.
            I can assure you that she is not.....

            (mwahhh hahhh hahhhh hahhhh)

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            its more like a paper cut that has primadonna's yelling murder... - Glickman

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            • 1stdeadeye
              Still around????
              • Jun 2002
              • 8501

              #7
              Re: Re: I didn't want to type a life story.

              Originally posted by shartley

              I can assure you that she is not.....

              (mwahhh hahhh hahhhh hahhhh)
              Then she must be related to you then.

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              • shartley
                paintball player
                • Mar 2001
                • 9169

                #8
                Re: Re: Re: I didn't want to type a life story.

                Originally posted by 1stdeadeye


                Then she must be related to you then.

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                Custom Paintball Products and Accessories
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                its more like a paper cut that has primadonna's yelling murder... - Glickman

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                • Heat
                  hello lamewads
                  • Oct 2000
                  • 4463

                  #9
                  I wonder what it is about sister and laws... but I got a real gargole of a sister n law too. My folks are getting to that age where a will is a big deal and they had asked use to list stuff that we wanted.... obviously things that have sentimental value. My brother hasn't been married but just overa year so there is little to nothing that she can call sentimental. But she made up the list of my brother and oddly enough it only had valuable stuff on it, like diamondrings, antiques etc. Coincidence? NOt if you know my sister n law.

                  Then I was going to hook my brother up with a warp feed for his gun. 50$ is a more then fair price and she just about threw him outta the house..because they are broke. the very next day I go over to visit and she waves a brand new 500 optical camera that even makes coffee that she bought for a photo class at school. Which isn't os bad, but it's not related to her nursing program and it's 3 months long. I thing that's WAAAAAAAAY to much to spend on an optical camera. Digital, maybe, but not optical and not for a toy that's going t o be used for 3 months.

                  My sister n law is also tring to get my parents to kick my outta the house I'm renting from them so they can move outa their crapy apartment and have a yard for the dog they bought a few months ago.

                  You think you're sister n law is bad? MY life is a fight for anything that's dear to me since my brother got married.

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                  • synreal
                    code monkey
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 1051

                    #10
                    sabot rounds are remarkably inexpensive on the open market you know.......


                    AO Drops for sale

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                    • cphilip
                      Former Moderator

                      • Jun 2026
                      • 16216

                      #11
                      Re: I didn't want to type a life story.

                      Originally posted by 1stdeadeye
                      Thanks for the idea CPhillip, but she wants the beach and a tropical drink in her hand at an all inclusive resort.
                      That my Friend sounds like Kiawa Island or Hilton Head Island...Covered up in exclusive resorts on the beach...No too far from here...


                      AGD, where we are so good we can do it with only ONE tube!

                      cphilip.com

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                      • Dayspring
                        aka- The Day Wang

                        • May 2001
                        • 9664

                        #12
                        I can personally vouch for Kiawah Island. I've been there 2 summers running. It is ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL!!!! Quiet. 10 Miles of private beach.



                        I'll see if I can post some pics...

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                        • Dayspring
                          aka- The Day Wang

                          • May 2001
                          • 9664

                          #13
                          This was the house we rented for a week.

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                          • Thordic
                            AFTICA
                            • May 2001
                            • 5986

                            #14
                            My parents have vacationed in Hilton Head, very nice.

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                            • 1stdeadeye
                              Still around????
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 8501

                              #15
                              Re: Re: I didn't want to type a life story.

                              Originally posted by cphilip


                              That my Friend sounds like Kiawa Island or Hilton Head Island...Covered up in exclusive resorts on the beach...No too far from here...
                              I go to Hilton Head all the time. My Aunt lives on the island. Maybe I can do it.... After all it is a suprise and my wife is comletely unaware of all this. (Good thing to as she HATES my S-I-L. ).

                              Heat,
                              I feel for you bro. I am in a little better situation. My folks are pretty well off. They have a couple of beach houses in OC, a corvette collection, etc... However, I am the executor in the will! Problem is I can't screw her without hurting my bro or my God-Daughter (It is hard to believe that something so beautiful could have come from something so evil).

                              Thanks to all for letting me blow off some steam instead of her head!!!!!!!

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