My Sister-in-law is Satan!!!!!!
I hate her so much.
My brother and I are real tight and she is a rhymes with witch .
I have 2 little ones and a great wife. I was recently promoted to Vice-President at the bank where I work. It came with a real nice bonus. Well my wife has not had a real vacation in 3 years. I travel all the time. I wanted to take her away to the Carribean. Well someone has to watch the kids. My Mom says okay just give her the dates. I tell her to block the 1st week of December. My wife turns 30 on the 5th of December. My Travel Agent finds me a great deal on Porta Punta but tells me to wait until September to book it. I have been telling my whole family that I wanted to suprise my wife with this trip for her birthday!
I call my Mom this morning (MY BIRTHDAY ) to confirm everything. She tells me that My Sister-In-Hell already asked her a few weeks ago and that they had purchased their tickets to Paris. I love my neice, she is my God-Daughter and my Bro. I hate the @itch. She knew and even asked my Mom if she had heard from me!
The reason this is a big deal is that my family is in DC and I am in Jersey!!!!! My oldest goes to school now and my Mom can't be in both places.
Now I may have to reschedule for our anniversary and this means I'll mis AO SC.
Am I wrong for wanting to whack her?!?
I hate her so much.
My brother and I are real tight and she is a rhymes with witch .
I have 2 little ones and a great wife. I was recently promoted to Vice-President at the bank where I work. It came with a real nice bonus. Well my wife has not had a real vacation in 3 years. I travel all the time. I wanted to take her away to the Carribean. Well someone has to watch the kids. My Mom says okay just give her the dates. I tell her to block the 1st week of December. My wife turns 30 on the 5th of December. My Travel Agent finds me a great deal on Porta Punta but tells me to wait until September to book it. I have been telling my whole family that I wanted to suprise my wife with this trip for her birthday!
I call my Mom this morning (MY BIRTHDAY ) to confirm everything. She tells me that My Sister-In-Hell already asked her a few weeks ago and that they had purchased their tickets to Paris. I love my neice, she is my God-Daughter and my Bro. I hate the @itch. She knew and even asked my Mom if she had heard from me!
The reason this is a big deal is that my family is in DC and I am in Jersey!!!!! My oldest goes to school now and my Mom can't be in both places.
Now I may have to reschedule for our anniversary and this means I'll mis AO SC.
Am I wrong for wanting to whack her?!?








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