I am Dumn!!!

[TNS2k2]

Well as the title says i am. here is the story.

As of 15 minutes ago, i was trying to empty a butane lighter out, it was one of the zippo type that took butane. So anyways i was emptying it out and I thought it was dripping on the carpet but couldnt tell so i kept doing it anyways. After i thought i felt something on my foot, i wanted to see if it was leaking on the floor so in a low lit condition i couldnt see, so i lit the lighter. BIG mistake, the floor EXPLODED in flames and me wearing socks and shorts stomped it out. well my leg hair lit on fire and so did the carpet. i managed to stomp it out though. so right now the house smells like burnt leg hair and carpet. that is my story and let that be a lesson to you, dont test for leaking lighter fluid on the ground in low light conditions with a lighter.

you can flame me now(no pun intended)i already know that was a stupid decision

[Vegeta]

Join the club.

[Cliffio]

got this today from that thread

here ya go

[dansim]

[HoppysMag]

i have lit my friends carpet on fire... we were playin with those longmatches for lighting fire places and it poked through the striking paper and lit the paper on fire, burnt my buddys hand, he dropped it on the carpet as we watched it burn a hole the size of a golf ball befor stompin it out....

also in the middle of mathclass last year we had a sub and wernt doing anything so the kid behind me ( who i play Pball w/) was playing with an empty light and accidently lit my shirt on fire, my arm was on fire and me, him and another kid are trying to swat it out w/o anyone noticing. we got it out w/o anyone realizing what happened besides the direct area around us. the kid helpin us jumps up and goes "Im no going down for this s-word" and runs out the room, and as he leaves the door he yells " goin to the bathroom" and we didnt see him again that period... its funny cause i got a call that day when the office found out, i told them im ok, no damage done, the kids a friend and wasnt trying to hurt me. so i call him to find out if they called him, he says no but hes gunna skip school monday so they cant get him, so he skips for a week comes back and get suspended for like 2 weeks for , possesion of a lighter/matches, endangerment of a student , and skipping!
and the sub didnt know and when the teacher came back she didnt know, but we thought she did. she comes in and goes " i heard you guys had a interesting day friday" refering to how there were reports of us being to loud, and by now everyone knew , some on told her and she was like " IM GUNNA KILL MATT!!!" it was great.

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ok i dont know which story is funnier but BOTH ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!!! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

and its dumb!

[InfinatyBPS]

Lol, that was the greatest thing ever!!! HAHAHA. Thats as bad as someone who looks down a barrel of a pb gun to see if theres a ball in there, then shoots it to see for sure... wait a sec... ummm... ya, nevermind

[MrMag]

i was filling my friends zippo up, and accidently spilled some fluid on my hand but just ignored it. after filling it, i went to test it, and BAM my hand set on fire along with the lighter. having the bejesus scared outa me, i threw the lighter down on my lawn and started flinging my hand aorund in the air. well this didnt help much, but i eventually got it out.

when i was about 10, i was down at the playground and i saw this kid who was a few years older than me that i knew. i went up to talk to him, and he said he had something kewl to show me. he said that he would spray his hand with banaca, light it on fire, and then put it out in the sand. so he sprayed his hand, lit it on fire, and then shoved it in the sand, but when he removed his hand, it was still on fire. took him a while to get it out and he ended up with some pretty bad burns.

[TooDamnSweet]

LMBO!!! I have never heard a story like that.......I'm glad you're okay!

[DaosBeoulve]

I am Dumn!!!

[bornl33t]

I had something bettter going when I was a kid

Take matched, the wood kind and warp a TINY piece of aluminum foil over hte match head. then place on the edge of a table and hold a flame under the matchhead. the combustion will cause the match to take off like a rocket and they will go a good 10-15 feet, if you get the angle, match brand, amount of foil etc right. REALLY cool

MY MISTAKE was that on the same day I was playing with ummm... it's called "bren-spiritus" in german... forget the name in English right now on the same day. But the stuff has an ULTRA-low combustion temp. So I had an open jar of it sitting close by and one of the matched must had drop the HOT foil close to it and it lite up. Well it burns blue, and hte flame is sooooo low you can't really see it. After I got done with my matches I picked up the open jar of what ever this stuff was and I spilled it....no big deal, it will evaporate withing seconds right? well yeah... it will go even faster when it's on fire. Thing is, I didn't know it was on fire until I spilled some on my hand... and odly enough... it was hot! And to my surprise, minutes later the carpet, chair , desk and about 5 of my favorite GI-Joes went up in flames... I managed to put it out .. but there was no hiding it from mom,hehehe.

but that was only half as bad as when I tried to use a .22 shell casing as a motar for a BB, lets just say, the motar when about 10 times as far in the opposite direction as the BB was suposed to fly, at least the part that DIDN'T burry itself into my right index finger..... yeah.. OUCH.

[gimp]

I lit a chair on fire from lighting a fart once.

[oldsoldier]

twenty thousand years of evolution and this is what we get? Man, were we ripped off....

[HoppysMag]

can you size it down a little? the unwritten rule here on ao is keep sig pics below 16000 bytes...

[TNS2k2]

I know it is not under 16000 but if i make it any smaller it will be ugly, do here it is and i have seen some more than 16000.