Letters to Santa...

[Creative Mayhem]

I laughed and cried when I filled this out... Please take the time to try this. You'll love it...

Letter to Santa

Let us know how yours went..


C Mayhem

[Jonno06]

lol,thats hilarious!!!!

[shartley]

[-J�ker-]

mine was hiliarious and inmature! lol o well

[paintbattler]

haha thats a good one

[yeahthatsme]

i dont get why that said its for the BIG boys and girls, its not really inapropriate....

[EsPo]

haha.. good one!

[Kevmaster]

that is funny spiking the punch with everclear...hehe....25 glasses would put me into a coffin!

[personman]

'I diddnt mean to drive my hummmer into my neighbor's chimmney'

[oldsoldier]

Mine got spiked with coors! The farm animal was pretty close though...

[GreasyPigeon]

mine

yeah i drove my car in to the neighbors house and i guess i killed some one i dont really know. and that jack danels man after 30 glasses of it would make anyone puke and sleepy.

[mag-hatter]

hehe here's mine

Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at mike's Christmas party. It was mike who spiked the punch with too much soda. I can't help it if I drank 12 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like poo.

I thought it was funny when I put jake's shoe on my head and danced the irish jig on the la-z-boy while singing `thriller'. I didn't mean to break mike's computer and don't know why mike would sue me for love.

I don't remember calling dad's wife a gunther sheep---even though she looked like one with orange eye shadow and red lipstick!

And when I threw up on mom's husband's toe, it was only because I ate too much of that parcely.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my truck through my neighbor's door. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a saddam saddam and have me arrested for saddam!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all saddam and brockly. And I'm really not to blame for any of this carrot stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and running fast yours,
godfry (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 42333333333333 bucks!

[Carpecerevisi]

Thats sweet...

Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at David's Christmas party. It was Andrew who spiked the punch with too much Jackie Coke. I can't help it if I drank 8 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like limburger.

I thought it was funny when I put Captain Underpants's sock on my head and danced the Monkey on the Couch while singing `Bad touch'. I didn't mean to break David's E-mag and don't know why David would sue me for indecent exposure.

I don't remember calling Jason's wife a reubenesque cow---even though she looked like one with off-white eye shadow and magenta lipstick!

And when I threw up on Holly's husband's leg, it was only because I ate too much of that sushi.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my goped through my neighbor's basement. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a slippery grouse and have me arrested for petty larceny!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all smily and squirmy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this snarfley stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and disconsolately yours,
Sean (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 86 bucks!


Very strange...and would you really bother with suing someone if they broke your e-mag, or would you go for blunt object treatment?

[GreasyPigeon]

who's knows

i would go for the blunk object treatment. then i would sue then.

[845]

I thought it was funny when I put Enoch's Thong on my head and danced the Electric slide on the Couch while singing `Are you breathing'. I didn't mean to break Calvin's VCR and don't know why Calvin would sue me for Indecent exposure.