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    #46
    Originally posted by spacemanspiff
    Kewl bro I 2nd Tunaman send me a few PBA cards after his.

    Now don't get caught using those cuffs and nightsticks in an unprofessional manor.
    again bow-chica-bow-bow.

    congrats mango!

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    • TooDamnSweet
      Sweetest Member
      • Apr 2002
      • 1737

      #47
      Congratulations!!!! WTG

      Originally posted by Miscue
      Romeo... bah! He's a pathetic fool who was lamely obsessed with the impressionable Juliet.

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      • SyntaxError
        OSK #3
        • Sep 2001
        • 621

        #48
        Originally posted by SprayingMango
        They were pretty standard:

        males were:
        -20 pushups in 1 min
        -30 situps in 1 min
        -a minimum of 10 inches for a vertical standing jump
        -pass/fail an Agility test, which was lay flat on the ground on your stomach, and on Go! get up and run back and forth between these cones in a specific path.
        -1.5 mile run in 17 minutes


        That was it, but of course giveing 110% is important. I blew it away even being sick with the Flu only 2 days before. Believe it or not there were some who failed it!
        wow, no wonder some of the cops in my town are so fat...those requirements aren't very stiff..
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        • SprayingMango
          i cant wait to blog this
          • Feb 2002
          • 4557

          #49
          Yeah I see it too Syntax. This Acadmey, though, has an excellent P/T staff and program, its as tough as the State Police Academy in Seagirt (sp?), NJ is. Our last two weeks we will be up to 3 mile runs, M-F, and lots and lots of pushups/situps/etc. Every month they give P/T tests too, and measure body fat, etc. throughout our time there. But this is only this Academy, EVERY one should do it. Chief himself said "Fat cops do not leave this academy!" and I wish more Chiefs shared his ideals about physical standards for Police.

          I see them all over though, there really should be stricter standards because lets face it, image is very important. Communities judge departments by thier officers, and if you have a sloppy looking officer, well, that dosent leave a good impression. PLUS not to mention the fact his/her abilities to serve are severely diminished by being not pyshically able to carry out your duties.

          That will never be a concern with ME, you can bet on that!

          But Chief said they would only pick the top scores from the P/T test if they had an unusually sized class. My scores were:

          Pushups: 47 in 1 min
          Situps: 50 in 1 min
          Vert. Jump: 16 inches
          Agility: ?? dont know, they dident tell us, just said pass/fail and I passed
          1.5 mile: 10 min.

          And I did this being sick with the Flu and bedridden 2 days prior.

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          • Automaggin2
            Registered User
            • Sep 2002
            • 2506

            #50
            Ha, make sure you dont work for the Camden police depoartment becasue...

            1. Rated 2nd worst city to live in
            2. Ranked 2ned in "City must likely not to return"
            3. The Police Depot. is so corrupt, they had to bring in state police
            Dub V

            Where greatness is learned
            and couches are burned

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            • sneakyhacker420
              AO's Uber Green Guru
              • Aug 2002
              • 1247

              #51
              congrats mango!

              finally, a COOL cop (yes, COOL )



              now ya just gotta hook me up with one of thoes AGD Sydarms *wink* *wink*
              Last edited by sneakyhacker420; 12-27-2002, 12:08 AM.
              Proud Member Of The AO Cesspool Since 08-24-2002

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              • Load SM5
                Scruffy Administrator

                • Oct 2000
                • 6772

                #52
                Does this look like a future law-enforcement officer to you? Hey Manglies, you do know public intoxication is illegal, right?



                Congrats man!


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                • sneakyhacker420
                  AO's Uber Green Guru
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 1247

                  #53


                  see, mango is plenty energetic to be a cop




                  by the way, do i smell some bacon?
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                  • Thordic
                    AFTICA
                    • May 2001
                    • 5986

                    #54
                    Does anyone who was there remember when Tom and Mango were playing with the Sydarms in the factory, and Mango played a "cop" holding a gun on Tom, the "bad guy"?

                    Tom managed to get a shot off at Mango even though Mango had a gun to Toms back. Better work on that agility, JT

                    I already said congrats, but congrats again. And yeah, handcuffs are for the badguys only if anyone asks.

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                    • SprayingMango
                      i cant wait to blog this
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 4557

                      #55
                      Originally posted by Thordic

                      Tom managed to get a shot off at Mango even though Mango had a gun to Toms back. Better work on that agility, JT

                      I never attempted to pull the trigger, cause I dident know what was going on. But yeah, I'll never forget that little scenario.

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                      • Thordic
                        AFTICA
                        • May 2001
                        • 5986

                        #56
                        Heh, I'm just messing with you. And yeah, if that scenario ever comes up in the Academy, you'll know what to do. Or something

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                        • 845
                          Banned
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 1809

                          #57
                          I had something to say but I forgot it.

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                          • SprayingMango
                            i cant wait to blog this
                            • Feb 2002
                            • 4557

                            #58
                            I have PROOF that I'm not crazy!! I got my reciept from the Psychologist today with his diagnosis!! SEE!!!! Told you!

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                            • manike
                              INCEPTIONDESIGNS.COM

                              • Jan 2001
                              • 3820

                              #59
                              Congratulations...

                              Does anyone else feel just a smidgen concerned about this?...

                              Just kidding. I think you will make a great officer! Good luck.

                              manike
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                              • FordPrefect
                                Back to school :(:(:(
                                • Mar 2002
                                • 1053

                                #60
                                Hey, now you can join your buddies
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