corny jokes thread

[El Gallo Negro]

Originally posted by boomerfoxtrot
Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team?

cause anyone who can, run, jump or swim has already left the country! .. *I'm mexican so I can tell that joke*

I was about to go kill ppl until I saw the

*I'm mexican so I can tell that joke*

Fine my trun to say a mexican one

Why don't mexican's play golf?

Because there too tired after mowing the lawn

[Black_Dragun2578]

hmmmm

hmm

"Why did the skeleton cross the road?"


To get to the other side

hahahahahahha

[Swanky_Sam]

How much did the pirate pay for his earings

A buck an ear

_

the First mate walks up to his pirat captan and nodices that the captan has the stearing wheel in his pants.

The firstmate says "captan why is the stearing wheel in your pants"

And the captan says "Arrr, its driving me nuts"

Ahhhhhhhaaaaahahaha

[Black_Dragun2578]

hmmm

why did the skeleton cross the road




i have no idea

[HoboJudge]

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar...hey, it could happen. (I'm Irish)

[GreasyPigeon]

ok i got one

Why did god make beer???

so the Irish wounldn't take over the world ( i can say that cause i am Irish)

har har har!!!

here is another one

how many women does it take to screw in a light bulb. 3. two to ***** and one to get a man

[RTMAGBOY13]

where di the sargent keep his armies?


in his sleevies now is that corny or what

[darklord]

Originally posted by RTMAGBOY13
where di the sargent keep his armies?


in his sleevies now is that corny or what

LOL my DAD told me that one a while ago!

[BobTheCow]

Q: What's big and red and looks like a bucket?
A: A BIG RED BUCKET!!!

[BobTheCow]

REALLY long one

So there's this guy. He absolutely LOVES pink. He lives in a pink house with pink shudders and a pink door, pink stairs, pink EVERYTHING. So one night after watching his pink TV, he goes up his pink stairs to his pink bathroom, brushes his pink teeth, walks down his pink hall, opens his pink door, goes into his pink room, gets into his pink room, and dreams pink dreams.
After a little while, the doorbell rings and wakes him up. So he gets out of his pink bed, walks down his pink hall, down the pink stairs, and opens the pink door. There's a guy standing there, he said his car just broke down, he's wondering if he can spend the night with the pink guy and call a tow truck in the morning. So the pink guy agress, and lets him in.
They close the pink door, go up the pink stairs, down the pink hall, and come to a red door. The pink-freak explains everything the guy needs is in there, and they say good-night. so the pink-freak closes the red door, walks down the pink hall, opens his pink door, gets into his pink bed, and dreams pink dreams.
A little while later, the doorbell rings again and wakes up the pink-freak. So he gets out of his pink bed, walks down the pink hall, goes down the pink stairs, opens the pink door, and there's another guy standing there, same story as the first guy. So he lets him in, closes the pink door, leads him up the pink stairs, down the pink hall, and comes to a blue door. The pink-freak explains that everything he needs is in that room, and they say good-night. The pink-freak walks down the pink hall, goes into his pink room, gets into his pink bed, and dreams pink dreams.
So a little while later, the doorbell wakes up the pink-freak again. He gets out of his pink bed, walks down his pink hall, goes down the pink stairs, opens the pink door, and there's a third guy, same story as the other two. So he lets him in, closes the pink door, leads him up the pink stairs, down the pink hall, and up to a blue door, and says that everything the guy needs is in there. They say good-night, and the pink-freak walked down the pink hall, opened his pink door, got into his pink bed, and dreamed pink dreams.
The next morning rolls around, the pink-freak gets out of his pink bed, puts on his pink slippers, walks down his pink door, and opens up the red, green, and blue doors, and wakes up the guys, lets them know that he'll serve breakfast. So the four of them walk down the pink hall, down the pink stairs, and into the pink kitchen. The pink-freak sits them down in pink chairs at the pink table, and gets out four pink bowls. He gets out a box of cheerios and a box of wheaties. He pours himself a box of cheerios. He asks the next guy, and he picks cheerios. He asks the third guy, and he says cheerios. The pink-freak asks the fourth guy, who wants wheaties. So the pink-freak puts away the cheerios and pours the fourth guy a pink bowl of wheaties.

The moral of the story: <i>3 out of 4 people prefer cheerios.</i>

[FreshmanBob]

This ones a long one, but it actually has a punchline...

So theres this guy named arty, now Arty wants to be a hitman. He talks to his friend joe, a retired gangster about how to become a hitman. Arty tells Joe that he put out the word but no one wants to use him. Joe tells him he needs to establish a reputation, so to charge much less money at first, then raise his rates. So, Arty puts out the word that he will kill anyone for a dollar.

The next day a woman contacts him that wants her husband killed, so Arty tails the guy around for a few days but can't find the right moment. Then, at midnight the husband leaves the house and goes to a grocery store, so Arty follows him. Arty goes in after the guy and looks around to see if anyone else is around. It looks empty so Arty strangles the man to death. It turns out two other people saw him and he chases them around and chokes them too.
The next day the police look at the hidden camera footage and arrest poor arty. The newspaper reads:
Arty Chokes 3 for a dollar

[Xerces]

why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road?

because he dind;t have the GUTS to do it! muahahahah

[RTMAGBOY13]

Originally posted by xrancid_milkx
*Why Didn't the Skeleton cross the road?
It Didn't have the Guts

its already been done Xerces

[-=Squid=-]

Originally posted by boomerfoxtrot
what did the fish say when he hit the wall..?

... DAM!-)




Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team?

cause anyone who can, run, jump or swim has already left the country! .. *I'm mexican so I can tell that joke*

And I cant because Im not mexican? Fine, White people are gay. I can say that because im white. But to keep on topic....

Why do grocery store baggers ask paper or plastic?
Because baggers cant be chooserS!!11!!!

WOOOOOOOOT

[RTMAGBOY13]

hahahahaha