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OMFG I laughed my arse off when I read this!!
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wow thats so funny.. and itrestinggiblit
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man i almost fell out of my chair laughing at that! GOOD POST!Comment
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Argh
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lmao, that's hilarious! That's pretty informational... Psh, I shouldn't have had the bell pepper and beef today... ::fart::
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Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea be eating while reading this hread... *Gag*
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The sad thing is.. My biology teacher gaves us an article he found somewhere(I don't think I want to know where), and it had a lot of the same information.. made us summarize it and whatnot, and then gave us a quiz on it.. Public schools these days...Originally posted by Jack & Coke
There's enough information here to write a term paper!
Any of students out there willing to give it a try?
I can imagine how gut busting it would be during the "lab" or "show and tell" sessions...
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Bwahahaha!!
At the sugar that gassy foods contain that we cannot digest are 'oligosaccharides'. And, as one of the side articles in the magazine section we were given, the product Beano works by starting to break these sugars down before they reach your lower bowels where bacteria would normally feast away.
I think I may have to dig the article up and see what other interesting facts it contained..
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Every time i had to fart yesterday, I thought of this thread... LOL!
While I was in the bathroom at work yesterday, someone (whose shoes I did not recognize) came in and let loose some seriously loud gass. I didn't hear any dropping splashes, only gas... just like the article said about "holding" it in!
HAHAHA....
I almost lost it in the stall. I was temped to talk over the wall to the guy and explain the science behind his loudness.
"...excuse me sir, but did you know that studies show that the gas which is held..."
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If everyone in the US farted at the same time, will the earth be knocked out of its orbit for a few seconds? lol
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Originally posted by pbzmag
If everyone in the US farted at the same time, will the earth be knocked out of its orbit for a few seconds? lol
pbzmag
Only if we pointed our bums in the right direction...Comment
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If i did not get the answer that question I would have possibly killed myself. THANK GOD!Where do farts go when you hold them in?
Yuh oh! its 1:20 already and i havent tooted yet!!!
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Re: FARTS: Everything you ever wanted to know...
Photographic evidence...
Fig. 1Is it really possible to ignite farts?
The answer to that is YES! (Armageddon, Armageddon!) See Fig 1.
However, you should be aware that people get injured igniting flatulence. Not only can the flame back up into your colon, but your clothing or other surroundings may catch fire. A survey done by Fartcloud (the site, alas! is no more) indicates that about a quarter of the people who
ignited their farts got burned doing it. Ignition of flatulence is a hazardous practice. However, if you want to try it, and you don't have a friend to light your fart for you, you might find it easier to accomplish the job using the Fartlighter. There have also been cases in
which intestinal gases with a higher than normal oxygen content have exploded during surgery when electric cautery was used by the surgeon.
Fig. 2
Why is possible to burn farts?
Farts burn because they contain methane (usually) and hydrogen, both of which are flammable gases. See Fig. 2 below. (Hydrogen was the same gas that was used in the ill-fated Hindenburg dirigible.) Farts tend to burn with a blue or yellow flame. So now you know!
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
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OMG...you've got to be kidding me...that was hilarious...if I had to give a report on that, there would be NO way I could keep a straight face!
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now we all know what they mean when they say "silent but deadly"
i think my farts travel at light speed because they sure disperse QUICK.
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