FARTS: Everything you ever wanted to know...

[Jack & Coke]

A Classic...



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"The Blind Date"

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[ronron2112]

im never going to listen to one the same way anymore...

[El Gallo Negro]

Oh gee that's great!

I shall never hear or smell any of mine or my rommies farts the same way...

Which reminds, Does wheat have anything to contribute to flatulence?

"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough."

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

That was good the matrix one is good 2

[Jack & Coke]

I just thought of something...

do you realize that if your buddy farts and you smell it, the very same molecules that were just in his rear end are now in your nose??! Ewwwwww!

Who here has ever played the "pull my finger" prank?

[El Gallo Negro]

Originally posted by Jack & Coke
I just thought of something...

do you realize that if your buddy farts and you smell it, the very same molecules that were just in his rear end are now in your nose??! Ewwwwww!

GET IT OUT, GET IT OUT!!!!!

No really my rommies pass some serious, nasty, vile death bombs....

Originally posted by Jack & Coke
Who here has ever played the "pull my finger" prank?

I have... when I was a 6th Grader... good times, good times...

[CRASHKING]

well you know that the water you drink has been though some type of animal already like a dinosaur, or any other type of living thing...........EWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Jack & Coke]

Have you ever coughed or sneezed and farted as a result? Funny sound combination. Haaa cheeeewww riiiiiipp! Too much internal pressure!

[_Spork_1]

i sneezed and farted once........it hurt

[blitzmercenary]

i have to revive this thread. it deserves a classic!!!!

[gimp]

hahaha. It's sad that I had heard about all that farting knowledge before. I'm a fart master. I can light farts pretty well. I've even got a decent video of my father lighting a fart. It runs in my family. The best time is after thanksgiving dinner. All the males in the family sit around, drink beer, and try to light farts. It's a great time.

[Dubstar112]

Originally posted by Miscue
My life is now complete.

ditto

[Creative Mayhem]

Really? I appreciate the info.... now if you will excuse me...


/me pulls out the lighter.....

[BobTheCow]

Wow, I seriously don't think I will ever be able to keep a straight face when anybody farts again. Ever.

THANK YOU JACK & COKE!!

[SlipknotX556]

LOL, this thread has made my day.

MORNING THUNDER.