Little miss muffet....

[Dayspring]

Kinda makes you wonder what the spider is thinking right as the ball hits him.

Spider: "Wow. That orange planet is coming right for MEEEEEEEeeeeeee......!" (Picture the Spider being rocketed to the sky on the ball.)

Or, in this case, he probably thought it would be lunch. Spider: "Next?"

[Python14]

EIGHT-LEGGED FREAKS!


I can deal with most wierd animals. Snakes(Hence my name) are my favorite. I can also deal with Tarantulas too because they are fat and not freaky. That huntsman or whatever it is, is not a spider, that's a damn ExtraTerrestrial. I'm with everyone else, I would break down and sell my house if it meant I didn't have to deal with that thing. I'm gonna loose sleep now. I can just see it when they found it ,
"Honey, Whats that behind the clock?"
" I dunno, Let me find out. Get a kroger bag and a paper towel"
" Be careful. I don't want you to get bitten"
"HOLY GOD! WHAT IS THAT THING?"
"IT HAS THE DOG! Shoot it, Shoot it. Shoot the dog, End it's suffering"
"OMG, It's shooting fire. Someone get a gun"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I hope you are happy. This will probably be passed on to my progeny and they too will suffer it's horrifying effects.

[Army]

In the spring and fall, here in coastal Kalifornia and in the big valley, we have the Tarantula migrations.

They come out of everywhere and go someplace else, and nobody really knows why. It's not unusual to see, in one mile of travel, 30-60 of them crossing the road. Being harmless to humans, they are more of an annoyance than anything........and they make a cool "pop" when you run them over

[hitech]

Originally posted by Army
........and they make a cool "pop" when you run them over

You know Army, I wonder about you sometimes.

You guys are bring back "fond" memories of palmetto (sp?) bugs back in SC.

[EsPo]

that just about says it...

[Sparq]

I was playing in canada once, came out of the john, and saw what looked like a black widow (mind you I said looked), it was huge. So I promptly took out my barrel plug and made an orange (color of paint I had) and black mess on the side of the outhouse. The owner started yelling at me, until I showed him the mess, which still had a few of the legs intack.

You took your gun into the outhouse?

EDIT: At least its not one of these

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[wyn1370]

I was running it remote back then, had to.

[Clare]

I'd be running out of my house a la Jim Carrey in "Me, Myself, and Irene".

[dansim]

PROPANE TORCH AND ALOT OF Wd40

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

Wow all i can say is wow, im pretty sure if i caught one of those in the house, its meets the pump 20 gauge.

Originally posted by Jonesie
Roaches are the exception to this rule...

Hmmmmm speaking of roaches makes me thing about nuclear war. When finally go into nuclear war, the only thing left is gonna be five roaches.....o and Keith Richards

[Dayspring]

I'm the only one able to quote Robin Williams on this board...

Originally posted by SpongeBobSquarePants
Hmmmmm speaking of roaches makes me thing about nuclear war. When finally go into nuclear war, the only thing left is gonna be five roaches.....o and Keith Richards

[Thordic]

Originally posted by Sparq


You took your gun into the outhouse?

Dude I always take my gun into the port-o-john with me. I'm not leaving it outside so if someone grabs it I have to chase them with my pants down.

[AcemanPB]

I think that spider is cool, I wish I could find one like that.

I don't see what everyone is so freaked out about, it's just a spider. It's not like it's going to eat you or something. Man yall are such girls .

[Clare]

I think that spider is cool, I wish I could find one like that.

I'd like to see how'd you react if that thing crawled up your leg while you slept. I don't think you'll wake up and say, "Cool!".

[Mango]

Oh neat-o! That is so cool, It would be so cool to be able to find a spider like that. I find insects strangely beautiful by design.