Questions & Riddles...

[Krazy Ivan]

open the fridge, take the elephant out, then put the giraffe in.

Oh yes, and the dirty joke, a horse jumps into the mud, dirtier, 2 horses jump into the mud.

[Jack & Coke]

Here's an easy one...

If there are 6 Birds on a Wall, how many can you shoot with only 4 bullets and a gun?

[aaron_mag]

Originally posted by Jack & Coke
Here's an easy one...

If there are 6 Birds on a Wall, how many can you shoot with only 4 bullets and a gun?

It is one because the rest will fly away after the first shot?

I've got one, pretty easy

A man lies dead of a stab wound in a room with only a puddle of water. No one has entered or left the room prior to his death. How did he die?

[Krazy Ivan]

Hrm, don't know about that one but here's another so we can get 2 questions:

A man is shot dead in his car, all the windows are up and the doors are all locked. None of the doors/windows/windshield(s) are damaged and the killer didn't have a key to the car. How did the killer shoot the man.

[aaron_mag]

Originally posted by Krazy Ivan
Hrm, don't know about that one but here's another so we can get 2 questions:

A man is shot dead in his car, all the windows are up and the doors are all locked. None of the doors/windows/windshield(s) are damaged and the killer didn't have a key to the car. How did the killer shoot the man.

I was thinking that it was he died of a heart attack from hearing a gunshot in his car but you say he is "shot dead in his car". So I guess I don't know unless the killer is still in the car.

[Meat Popsicle]

Originally posted by aaron_mag

A man lies dead of a stab wound in a room with only a puddle of water. No one has entered or left the room prior to his death. How did he die?

Stabbed himself with an icicle.

[RW-2086]

Originally posted by Krazy Ivan
A man is shot dead in his car, all the windows are up and the doors are all locked. None of the doors/windows/windshield(s) are damaged and the killer didn't have a key to the car. How did the killer shoot the man.

It's a convertible.

[Ultimator]

The moment you say my name I am gone. What am I?

[aaron_mag]

Originally posted by Ultimator
The moment you say my name I am gone. What am I?

Silence....

A convertible. Of course. It was so simple

Figured Meat Popsicle would be the one to get the icicle one

[Jack & Coke]

Take the number of your fingers multiplied by the number of you toes divided by one half and add it to the number of months in a year. What is the total?

[pito189]

Originally posted by Jack & Coke
Take the number of your fingers multiplied by the number of you toes divided by one half and add it to the number of months in a year. What is the total?

10 .* 10 ./ 1/2 .+ 12 = 62

?

[xrancid_milkx]

I got one,

53 bicycles on a field of green, with one man dead. What happened?

[Meat Popsicle]

Originally posted by Jack & Coke
Take the number of your fingers multiplied by the number of you toes divided by one half and add it to the number of months in a year. What is the total?

172

8 (a thumb is not a finger) * 10 /.5 +12 = 172

[Jack & Coke]

If you include thumbs, the answer is:

(10)(10) = 100

100 / (1/2) = 200

200 + 12 = 212




Here's a VERY difficult one (It's a CLASSIC):

Andy dislikes the Catcher. Ed's sister is engaged to the Second Baseman. The Center Fielder is taller than the Right Fielder. Harry and the Third Baseman live in the same building. Paul and Allen each won $20 from the Pitcher at pinochle. Ed and the Outfielders play poker during their free time. The Pitcher's wife is the Shortstop's cousin. All the Battery and Infield, except Allen, Harry, and Andy, are shorter than Sam. Paul, Andy, and the Shortstop lost $50 at the Racetrack. Paul, Harry, Bill, and the Catcher took a trouncing from the Second Baseman at Pool. Sam is getting a divorce. The Catcher and the Third Baseman have the same mother-in-law. Ed, Paul, Jerry, the Right Fielder and the Center Fielder are bachelors. The others are married. The Shortstop, the Third Baseman, and Bill each cleaned up $100 betting the fight. One of the Outfielders is either Mike or Andy.
Jerry is taller than Bill. Mike is shorter than Bill.
Each of them is heavier than the Third Baseman.

So, who plays First Base??

[Jack & Coke]

Originally posted by xrancid_milkx
I got one,

53 bicycles on a field of green, with one man dead. What happened?

I don't know the answer but does this have something to do with playing cards? (i.e. poker?)